siddy

you mattress. i chairs 🩷

[siddy @caaassiddy]

@theloversblade Do i know you?

[anya @bittersweetswan]

if I had a weeping willow tree near me I would be so insufferable about it

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

where is this "licker store" alcoholics keep talking about 👅

[hannah ⋆˚✿˖° @softlyhan_]

im sorry i have to go i have to rush home to play video games

[siddy @caaassiddy]

@theloversblade Ur hair is such a cute color rn

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Don’t let me on Aux if you don’t fuck with the Where is My Hairbrush song from VeggieTales

[Pukicho @pukicho]

You don't know hurt like I do. Bug bite. Weeaally itchy.

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[siddy @caaassiddy]

@theloversblade Hashtag down bad hashtag cooked

[gunnar @GunnzMetzger]

if i kill myself right now i won't have to figure something out for dinner

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

the surgery was a success. she's dead.

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

if you have fun without me you should DIE!!!!!!!!!

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

everyone is vaping and its really scary because who is going to blow down the pigs houses

[Drew @drewdyck]

Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high.

[siddy @caaassiddy]

@theloversblade Aht aht aht

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Petting my dog so fast my hand gets sanded down to a nub

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

unfortunately, nobody knows if drinking beer and playing video games all day is good or bad for you