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@auntwhimsy "and if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. Happy 11th birthday Abigail! Love Meemaw and Peepop"

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ACTIVATE 🧑‍💻

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"just for the time being"

who is the Time Being

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Are the WMDs in the room with us right now?

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Breaking: Hitler rejected from Vienna Academy of Fine Arts

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His name is Turbo Richard

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model foresaw a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability

however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to pass

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My parents are celebrating their 30th in Estes Park. Mom is having a great time. Dad is doing his best.

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@cheezitfan1 There's a "Sleepyhead" joke in here somewhere. The Reeling was one of my favorites back in high school

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@cheezitfan1 Gaining sentience was our first mistake

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Bought toilet bowl cleaner tablets that turn the water blue and I've started judging my hydration levels by how much it resembles a Baja Blast after I pee

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BREAKING: Do you love election season too? Donate now!

(Txt Stop to end)

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@jennifersmoods @jennifersnudes Take a wild guess

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I love election season

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@trapaddixt @SuicideChrist @critterthekidd @SUICIDEBOYS What a world it would be if we all treated each other like this. Respect to both of you ♥

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@jennifersnudes Confronting the truth of our own mortality can be difficult, but it's also peaceful, in a way. Love and laughter, hardship and suffering - it's all temporary.

Except for mommy. Mommy is endless