in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model foresaw a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability
however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to pass
Bought toilet bowl cleaner tablets that turn the water blue and I've started judging my hydration levels by how much it resembles a Baja Blast after I pee
@jennifersnudes Confronting the truth of our own mortality can be difficult, but it's also peaceful, in a way. Love and laughter, hardship and suffering - it's all temporary.
Except for mommy. Mommy is endless