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[s ⚢ @nooneknovvs]

this is only sexy when two women do it

[𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐊 @TheMahleek]

Keyboard bra, just so she could be anyone’s Type.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I'm on diet but someone offers me a snack

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Right-wingers spending all Pride Month telling everybody how much they don’t care about Pride Month

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

schools were shaken and the cafeteria was never the same after that

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“I hope it’s not 6:00 a.m.”

clock: 5:57 a.m.

me immediately going back to sleep like those 3 minutes will change my life:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

me when im drunk & see a mirror

[• @yducknow]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

Lil mf stand racist

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*

[໊ @wandasattorney]

“I just wanna go home” bitch you haven’t BEEN home since your husband died??? 😭😭😭

[Ray Jackson @RayJack97010720]

I want this ngga Beheaded on CNN

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when people text me “wya” i look around before i lie

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

When they cancel a plan that I didn't want to go to.

[Praise @tufpraise]

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

[𝗷𝗮𝘆 🫧 @NotLikeSGA]

this how they be tryna cook Bugs Bunny 😭