Dr. Alok Srivastava

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[Sushant Sinha @SushantBSinha]

क्या ही ज़िंदगी जी रहे हैं हम?

@Swiggy के इंस्टामार्ट से Dr Hen कंपनी के अंडों का ट्रे मंगाया था।देख लीजिए अंडे के नाम पर क्या निकल रहा है।
एक नहीं लगभग हर अंडा ऐसा निकला

सारा टैक्स भरने के बाद और पैसा खर्च करने के बाद ढंग का खाना तक नहीं मिल रहा।
पहले ज़हर खाइए और अस्पताल जाइए
फिर नक़ली दवाईयां अलग इंतज़ार कर रहीं

[Kreately.in @KreatelyMedia]

🔸Have a different kind of respect for IIT GC guys

His clarity of thought is exceptional

May Shiv ji bless him

🚩

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Silent March in Support of Prof. Suryanarayana Doolla 🔥

[Kantala fc @ifOnlyKantala]

Car owners
Students
Software developers
Stock market guys
GenZs
UPI users

All are waiting for 2029 elections.

[Ashneer Grover @Ashneer_Grover]

India mein koi 5 minutes number Google kar le to doodh ka doodh paani ka paani ho jaye.

RBI surplus to Govt : ₹2.87 Lakh Crores (US$30 Bn)
Total listed bank profits : ₹4.11 Lakh Crores (US$42 Bn)
NPCI - which runs UPI pre tax ‘surplus’ : ₹ 1,888 crores (US$200 Mn)

To nuksaan kis ka ho raha hai UPI se aur kaunsi subsidy de rahi hai Govt UPI pe jo chubh rahi hai?

Cost of running ATMs and cash logistics in India is ₹30,500 crores (US$ 3.0 Bn). If you want to optimise shut ATMs and promote UPI instead.

Any levy on UPI is just tax collection. UPI is the one scientific achievement of India everyone acknowledges par ab tax ki bali chadhegi.

[Shesh Paul Vaid @spvaid]

Both The Government of India and Supreme Court have surrendered before the Cockroach Janta Party. The consequences of this capitulation will be serious in the days ahead.

As always, the police are left with no one willing to stand by them. If this is the message being sent, then perhaps, during the next riot, the police should simply step aside and let rioters and criminals do as they please. After all, why should the police risk their lives when the system refuses to stand behind them?

Is this really the message we want to send?

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

वैसे भी कच्ची घानी तेल का इस्तेमाल खाने में कम अधिकारी और नेताओं की मालिश में ज़्यादा होता है,
भाई ने थोड़ा नहा लिया तो क्या गुनाह कर दिया।

है ना @fssaiindia ??

[ANI @ANI]

The Maharashtra Food & Drug Administration (FDA) has suspended the food-business licences of four Domino’s Pizza outlets operated by Jubilant FoodWorks Ltd. following inspections that found multiple food-safety and hygiene violations.

The affected outlets are in Vile Parle West, Borivali West and R-City Mall, Ghatkopar, Mumbai, and Malakapour, Karad, Satara. Reported deficiencies included inadequate hygiene and sanitation, pest-control issues, improper food storage and temperature monitoring, lack of segregation between raw and ready-to-eat foods, and incomplete food-safety records.

The action was taken under the Food Safety and Standards (Licensing and Registration of Food Businesses) Regulations, 2011.

(Source: Maharashtra Food & Drug Administration)

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

No disrespect to Tukaram Mundhe, staying upright in a corrupt setup takes insane grit. But when an officer gets hero-worshipped just for doing what he’s paid to do, it shows how rock-bottom the work ethic in our public administration really is.

[Dr. Alok Srivastava @caalok]

Hello @Flipkart @flipkartsupport . I ordered a product name battery but didn't get the same. I am trying to contact the support but couldn't. When I am calling delivery person he is misbehaved with me and responding. Please do the needful.

[Anand Ranganathan @ARanganathan72]

BREAKING: Bill tabled in Parliament making it mandatory for the President, the Prime Minister, the Chief Justice, and all their near and dear ones to be treated for their medical needs and emergencies only by doctors who obtained -40 marks out of 800 in NEET-PG medical exam.

[Ajeet Bharti | Point Blank @AjeetBhartii]

500 में से 11 अंक वाला शिक्षक, आपके बच्चों को पढ़ा रहा है;
800 में से 1 अंक लाने वाला डॉक्टर, अपनी प्रैक्टिस शुरू कर चुका है;
लेकिन आरक्षण पर बात नहीं होनी चाहिए!
टैक्स कौन सा वर्ग सबसे अधिक दे रहा है? देखें इस वीडियो में...

[Amit Malviya @amitmalviya]

“अन्ना हज़ारे जैसे बुद्धों से हमें कोई इंस्पिरेशन लेने की ज़रूरत नहीं!”

यह सिर्फ़ बदतमीज़ी नहीं, बल्कि संस्कारों के पूर्ण अभाव का परिचय है.

जो व्यक्ति अपने से कहीं अधिक उम्र के लोगों के लिए ऐसी भाषा इस्तेमाल करता है, उसे पहले यह सोचना चाहिए कि उसके अपने पिता की उम्र क्या है. क्या उनके लिए भी यही शब्दावली स्वीकार्य होगी?

राजनीतिक असहमति अपनी जगह है, लेकिन शालीनता और मर्यादा का भी कोई अर्थ होता है. जब भाषा गिर जाती है, तो तर्क भी साथ छोड़ देते हैं.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

SHOCKING 🚨 DIPKE : "I will fix Election Commission's accountability. Election manipulation going on in this Country. There is a big question mark on Indian judiciary also"

=> How can he insult Indian Institutions this way? 😳

[Neeraj Atri @AtriNeeraj]

A person scoring 1/800 in PG entrance has been granted MS in Orthopaedics while those scoring 500+ are denied.

The nation is going to dogs and instead of being ashamed, political jokers are presenting it as an achievement.

[Lt Col Sunil @sunil11986]

I urge the readers of this post to make this hashtag viral. #suspenddipkepassport

This 4 foot fu€k@ll inch tall stinkw€€d @abhijeet_dipke is threatening from his rathole to raise voice against the arrests defying Supreme Court of India's order.

In all likelihood, your passport may get suspended kid. I urge MEA to suspend his passport immediately because we all know which all anti-national forces formed part of his protests.

So many criminals can't congragate at one place without the hands of anti-national elements.

#suspenddipkepassport

@MEAIndia @DrSJaishankar

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

The govt totally deserves this mocking.

I mean, if you decided to surrender, fine, you could have done it by calling a press conference and resign by saying, 'We are bowing down to regular students.' Or you could have called Wangchuk and yielded to him. Or you could have called the parents of the NEET leak suicide victims, expressed regret, and resigned in front of them. You could have even called the ordinary students who were part of the protest. All of the above would be more sensitive and good optics too.

But instead, you chose to call the trolls affiliated with a political party and desperately surrendered to every single demand of theirs. You were so desperate to shake hands and appease them. For what, man? Who was the think tank behind this?

[खुचरेंप @khuchrep]

21 छात्रों की मौत का गहरा सदमा पहुंचा है छात्रों के हितैषियों को,

कुछ अच्छा नहीं लग रहा था तो 5 स्टार होटल में जाकर नमक चाटकर सो गए। https://t.co/wTHo3dsVD0

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

जंतर-मंतर से इस्तीफे की कॉपी लेकर वापस लौटते मासूम छात्र,

@DelhiPolice मुझे पता है तुम डरे हुए हो कार्यवाही नहीं कर पाओगे

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

BRAVE GIRL 🔥 : You said CJP has nothing to do with politics. But entire protest is politicised.

VIJETA DAHIYA : Listen to me 🤯

GIRL : This issue is no longer about students. You never talk about policy reforms. All you need is resignation. https://t.co/RADAFtcP3Y