caz 🍒

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[✧ @cessonmute]

nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did Imao

[leparagadi. @kuanele_]

the lover girl in me will never die, but one thing she is is traumatised.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

am i annoying???? be honest

[no name @pradaice]

When your card declines in therapy so they bring out the dude you dated when you were 19

[biscuity boyle @elyobnire]

Whoever named yum-yums was absolutely on the ball btw bc those things are so yum-yum

[˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀ @babooshke]

one thing about girls is we love a debrief. in comfies, sitting in a circle, and recounting every single little thing that happened, while also talking a little bit of shit

[I M A N I @prettygirll4L]

Nobody talks about the HARD part of upgrading your life. The working 24/7, missing out on a lot, losing friends/relationships because you're too busy, always being tired, the wondering if you'll ever reach the goals you're trying to reach.

[caz 🍒 @caara14]

@Elliiskerrr @erinferguson_16 Yeah dm me x

[val🌷 @xovalerie_]

"the customer is always right" not on my shift you not

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

bro was getting hyped over the gingerbread man LMFAOOOOO

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

my favorite analogy for this issue ever

[b @abeecdefme]

in my “let shit be” era cause it’s not worth it

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

*walks into lush store

lush employee: