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For legal reasons, this is all a joke. Attorney ⚖️.

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@movie__maniac Dawg you’re not going to believe this but there’s a whole ass book that can answer so many of these questions!

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@JoseMLuna You watched that entire movie and thought that Academy Award winning actress was miscast as opposed to…idk…Menelaus?? Are you well?

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@spencerpratt

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@huhlaynuh Wowowowowowow

[autumn! @auautumntumn]

california progressives didn't put in the work for the governor's race. running a billionaire as a hail mary is not a substitute for organizational infrastructure.

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Watching people complain about electoral politics, say “we’re doomed,” and then do absolutely nothing for the next few years until it’s time to vote again.

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@Iittlstrawberry @Dodgers That hyperview tattoo is sick

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Sounds like you were trying to have a cheap first date to begin with because you only offered dessert. Sounds like you’re just a cheap guy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@TiredBambooLaw Right on the borderline of long distance, considering where in the South Bay. B/c the 10 isn’t super close, it feels like a much further distance. K Towns proximity to any freeway is an issue in this equation.

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@celdeltab I’m going weekend 1 :-(((

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@fleabagfreak 👀

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@hneyvoiced 👀

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@hottopichunni What is this??? What are you saying??? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING????? Please don’t toy with my emotions like this.

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@fleabagfreak Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssshhhhh

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If you’re not Latino, please wait your turn to talk.

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Happy Benito Bowl to all who celebrate.

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

Bad Bunny has won album of the year at both the #GRAMMY and #LatinGRAMMY Awards for Debí Tirar Más Fotos.

It is the first primarily Spanish-language album to win this award at the #GRAMMYs.

Past Latin music winners were Santana in 2000 and Stan Getz/João Gilberto in 1965.

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@Jyutifloy_ @Jesxcaxo Ok