Cass ♕

Yes Way Rosé 🐱🌻

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Big day for sex offenders

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Ladies and gentlemen, the dumbest person on the Internet.

[badass cutie back again @lilcosmicowgirl]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[emily may @emilykmay]

men should begin in jail and have to work their way out

[ Dr. Waitman W. Beorn (waitmanwbeorn.com on 🟦) @waitmanb]

You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Smallest man who ever lived

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

She hates you too, Donald. We all do.

[Kelce Brothers @kelcebrothers]

Same.

[𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸𝚜 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝙸𝚝 @NashIsHere4It]

It was only the concept of an assassination attempt.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Tim Walz: Here’s my life hack for all the guys out there: surround yourself with smart women and listen to them and you’ll do just fine. That includes my fellow cat owner Taylor Swift.

It’s really great to have all of these women help us beat the smallest man in the world.. Donald Trump

[K @843KT]

Chickens and Cows hearing that Dogs and Cats are being eaten now

[R. @midnightstrack2]

“With love and hope,

Taylor Swift,
Childless Cat Lady”

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

[bella ☁️🩷 @a90strend]

taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up