Jeff

Writer in LA

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

[Jeff @jeff13145]

@Jordanbloked 😭😭 love you

[Jeff @jeff13145]

“It’s 8 inches and thick btw” - me as a doctor telling my patient they have a brain tumor

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Me explaining to HR why it’s not bullying

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Got in trouble for calling the other Jeff at work the Bad Jeff

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Got in trouble for calling the other Jeff at work the Bad Jeff

[Jeff @jeff13145]

I text this guy first yesterday so I feel like I shouldn’t communicate first today. Also should I put yellow wallpaper in the house where I die alone

[Jeff @jeff13145]

@X_Aeon_X Lisa Simpson would not say that

[Jeff @jeff13145]

AMC a list raising their price? That’s fine. They could raise it to $300 and I would still pay. I’m horrible with money

[Jeff @jeff13145]

@Neil_McNeil sorry that was me

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Used a different mirror this time

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Me trying to subtly drop hints I want to get staffed on the new Melrose Place

[Jeff @jeff13145]

@RyanTroutSays Exactly

[Jeff @jeff13145]

https://t.co/VHnmiXNQBk

[Jeff @jeff13145]

I put a new sticker on my phone

[Jeff @jeff13145]

I thought it said ‘Throuple to Couple’ where they vote someone out of the relationship instead and I like that more

[Variety @Variety]

Peacock's Polyamorous Dating Show 'Couple to Throuple' Teases Threesomes and 'Uncontrollable Boners' in Steamy Trailer https://t.co/qIhOlXzirP

[CriticalOverlord @CriticalOverlo3]

#ItsAWonderfulKnife had enough heart and bloodshed to garner my investment. Jane Widdop shines as the protragonist, but Justin Long devours every scene. The whodunit aspect fell a little flat, but I'll be adding this to my yearly December watch list.

https://t.co/D2aQJDyeDu

[Jeff @jeff13145]

@caitiedelaney He texted between snake games

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Getting over a situationship that was mostly imagined in my mind

[Jeff @jeff13145]

I’ve been working in an accounting office for three weeks now