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[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

ANOTHER PATRIOT W

[Oil Baron 🇺🇸 🛢️ 🦅 @OilBar0n]

Former vice president Micheal Pence was born on 6/7 and turned 67 today

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I don't know why any of you haters are surprised I'm the one actually engaging here.

You're the ones who've obsessively pored over the 10,000 photos, the 30,000 text messages, and the 128,000 emails from my hacked iCloud and stolen devices.

If I am anything, I am prolific.

You know what you won't find? Any of the most heinous, hateful things you keep posting about me.

What you'll find from me here is the same thing you found there.

Total transparency. Finally on my terms. Not yours.

[Poncho @Revcide]

NO ISRAELI IS GETTING PAST ME

[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

bought my first car for $850

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

Gen Z doesnt realize what they missed out on

[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

just changed it for no reason no one asked for cs2

[SODA @SippinS0DA]

CS:GO vs CS2 Flashbang

[JoJo @JosiahCSGO]

Do u think there are gonna be 80 year olds with dementia who like dont know their name but gonna remember their dust2 lineups

[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

will ads ever stop

[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

getting in a chatty Uber ruins my fucking day

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Only people with ADHD truly understand what it's like to be AGGRESSIVELY uninterested in something like so uninterested you're angry

[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

PEOPLE WHO DONT RERACK THEIR WEIGHTS DONT DESERVE LIFE

[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

I knew I wasn't CRAZY

[AmazingAnndroid @AmazingAnndroid]

Do any of you have lyric deafness?
I recently learned about the term and I think it accurately reflects my experience with music

[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

ball

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

Making her nut from the head first just in case i cum quick. >>>>

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Who remembers Accelerated Reader?

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

im a touchy ass boyfriend, i gotta sleep with my hands in yo titties

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

am i going insane y'all see it too right

[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

construction

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

If humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, which industry would collapse first?

[the whoop it up lady @SXMDR3]

hey lois, what's the capital of syria?

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

Just remember:

68% men have visible abs
86% men bench 220 lbs
90% men run sub 20 5k
113% men squat 315 lbs

You're doing worse than you thought

[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

what the fuck man

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

Do everything and anything you can to tick proof your home and your clothing now.

With the Lyme disease vaccine coming out next year i fear our government is going to release plague like levels of ticks upon us in efforts to incentivize the masses into getting another vaccine.

[p2000 enjoyer @cab_cs]

@CounterStrike let's go

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

When the thing that sounds kinda good on the Mexican restaurant menu is called “The Gringo” :/