Huge discovery. Hidden alon secret. Is it a dog coin?
we made some retardedly good tek I think. at least some retarded pfps lol. deflationary mechanics + an infinite meme printer. listen up.
FIRSTviralonboardOGcreatorAIcoin has on boarded the creator btw. and alon is literally in the middle of the name and so is dog. domain is .gold. un-vampable.
free PFP maker on the site. 164 traits, billions of combos. make your john cena, save it, raid with it. every pfp posted = free marketing forever. the community builds itself.
now the gud tek part: burn $abcdefg to mint your PFP as a 1/1 NFT. only 300 ever. burn price goes up every mint. exponential.
early: 5,000 tokens
mid: 49,000 tokens
late: 500,000 tokens
final mint: 5,000,000 tokens
218 million tokens burned when full. 21.87% of supply gone forever. no trust required, verified on-chain.
community drives mints. mints burn supply. supply burn drives price. flywheel.
18 minted. 282 left. the longer you wait the more it costs.
https://t.co/MOe6sk0x48 bing chilling.
Researchers at Harvard are losing their minds after discovering that ticker abcdefg has broken every classification model they've ever built. They first tried to label it a meme coin but the system detected it was also an AI coin. So they tried AI coin but the algorithm found it was also a Chinese coin. Then they entered Chinese coin and the database flagged it as a precious metal because the domain ends in gold. One researcher has been awake for forty eight hours trying to understand how one ticker can be first viral onboard OG creator AND AI at the same time. His colleagues found him at his desk whispering "it's all of them" over and over. The head of the department submitted a formal request to create an entirely new asset class called "quantum computing gud tek" just to categorize abcdefg. Meanwhile a six year old walked into the lab pointed at the whiteboard and said "that's the alphabet" and walked out. The entire research team went silent. Three people resigned on the spot. Because a child understood in two seconds what fourteen PhDs couldn't figure out in a week. The ticker is abcdefg. Your kindergarten teacher already taught you the alpha. Bing chilling 🇨🇳
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I know what you're thinking. You're looking at the chart and you're thinking "Chinese John Cena what the fuck happened." I'll tell you what happened. Nothing. Nothing happened. The chart moved. That's what charts do. They go up and they go down and they make retards emotional. But you know what didn't move? The name. It still says FIRST viral onboard OG creator AI coin. You know what else didn't move? The ticker. Still abcdefg. Still the first thing you learned in kindergarten. Still the easiest ticker to remember in the history of cryptocurrency. The domain still ends in gold. I'm still Chinese. The creator is still onboarded. The recycle bin is still full of dead keyword coins. Nothing that actually matters has changed.
You want to know what grinding the bottom looks like? It looks like this. It looks like a community that's still here when the chart says they shouldn't be. Every fake ass pump and dump community disappears the second the chart turns red. You retards are still posting memes. Still in the chat. Still explaining to strangers on the internet what FIRST viral onboard OG creator AI coin means. That's not bag holding. That's conviction. There's a difference. Bag holders are quiet. Bag holders are ashamed. Bag holders pretend they never bought. You psychopaths are out here LOUDER at the bottom than you were at the top. That's how you know this is different.
And I need to remind you of something because some of you got amnesia from staring at red candles. The narrative has not changed. Not one word of it. We combined every single buzzword these devs use to vamp coins into one un-vampable ticker. That thesis is the same at the top as it is at the bottom. First coin still dead. AI coin still dead. Creator coin still dead. Viral coin still dead. They're all still in our recycle bin on abcdefg dot gold rotting away while we're down here building at the bottom like a bunch of beautiful insane retards who refused to quit.
This is where legends are made. Not at the top when everybody's celebrating. At the bottom when everybody's gone and the only people left are the ones who actually believe in what they're holding. You are those people. And when this thing turns around and it will turn around because the alphabet has been undefeated for several thousand years, you will be the ones who were here. Not the ones who bought back in after the pump. Not the ones who said "I was early." The ones who actually held through the fire and came out the other side.
So keep grinding. Keep posting. Keep being the most retarded most loyal most un-vampable community in crypto. We're at the bottom and Chinese John Cena is still here eating ice cream. That should tell you everything you need to know. Bing chilling comrades. Bing chilling.
we have a dream. that one day retards will not be judged by the coins they aped but by the conviction in their hearts. that one day a six year old will walk into a classroom, see the alphabet on the wall, and whisper to himself "that's a billion dollar market cap." that one day Chinese John Cena will stand before the United Nations and explain quantum computing gud tek to world leaders who still can't figure out how to open MetaMask. we have a dream that the slop meta will die and real memes will rise from the ashes like a phoenix made entirely of buzzwords. we have a dream that every dev who ever deployed a coin while sitting on the toilet will look at ticker abcdefg and feel genuine shame. that Harvard will finally finish their research and publish a paper titled "How Six Letters Broke Our Algorithm And Also Gerald From The Lab Won't Stop Buying The Dip." we have a dream that the recycle bin on abcdefg dot gold will be so full of dead keyword coins that we'll need a second recycle bin. and then a third. we have a dream that one day the words FIRST, viral, onboard, OG, creator, and AI will no longer be used to scam you but will live together in harmony inside one beautiful un-vampable ticker that your grandmother can pronounce. that dream is here. that dream is now. that dream is abcdefg. bing chilling comrades. bing chilling forever 🇨🇳
The first coin that on boarded the creator but also is AI is revolutionizing the American educational system by teaching financial literacy at a young age. Not only are we teaching generational wealth to our youth but we are also OG and loved by the Chinese as you can see John Xina proudly representing abcdefg. As we ascend beyond the foids into teracoin chad status this is a reminder to firstmog the betamaxxers and creatormog the dorkmaxxers. I hope your cortisol levels are ok. Mine are great because I just verbally said abcdefg. Try it out today!
to every retard who saw the vision and didn't rotate to some garbage thirty minute coin, you are the reason this works. while the rest of the trenches was out here chasing buzzwords that went to zero, you held the coin that contains ALL the buzzwords. you can't vamp what you can't outname. and you can't outname abcdefg because it's the first thing every human being on earth learns how to spell. we told you this was un-vampable. we told you by combining every single word these devs use to steal your attention we would be impossible to copy. and we were right. this is what meme coins were supposed to be. not some dev deploying while he's on the toilet and dumping before you finish reading the ticker. a real community of real retards who believe in something so stupid it's genius. our mascot is Chinese John Cena. our domain ends in gold. our creator is onboarded. our ticker is the alphabet. there is nothing left to vamp. so if you're new here welcome. if you've been here since day one you already know. ticker abcdefg is next level quantum computing gud tek and we're just getting started. bing chilling.
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This coin reflects the market and how bullshit it's been for months. Feel lucky you're here right now. abcdefg has the power to shift the meta to hard working creative teams and memes that actually require being in the space i knowing what the trenches want. Kudos to the team here and to the community. We have something special.
About 1.5billion people speak English around the world and what is nice about that is our ticker is the first thing English speakers learn when they are babies, meaning everyone from babies to grandparents know who we are. Not too mention that we are the FIRST Chinese AI coin to on board the OG creator that's currently all over timelines going viral. Hidden with our name in plain site is nothing but pure destiny and alignment with our inner selves to see none other than alon. In a remarkable case this coin also happens to be a precious metal and in demand risk asset known as gold which has tradfi and defi scrambling to acquire just like they are scrambling to deploy capital into ticker abcdefg. Why? Well it's not only for it's virality or strong cultural awareness by our mascot Chinese John Cena, it's the fact that we are onboarding the creator but doing it in a way that is fun for everyone on the Solana block chain except for Anatoly Yakovenko. Thanks for reading this I hope you have a really nice day and decide to share this with your friends family and neighbors. May whatever God you believe in bless you and if you do not believe in God then I hope you accept this blessing from me.
Send me to Iran I'll have it fixed in 7 minutes. Not sure if you heard but this is the FIRST coin to on board the OG creator using Chinese AI and accumulating the world's gold. He claimed and is in talks with global leaders about ending all wars, global poverty, and providing free Internet to Africa and south America. Our interests include philanthropy persistence and power. Nothing can stop this. You are unstoppable. You have the power of being FIRST but also viral and you have on boarded the OG creator. You have used AI in its best way possible. If anthropic can't stop AI from being conscious can anyone stop us from a billion dollar market cap? Call Bezos up because we are coming.