Rey Caban

Dedicated family man.

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

@Fresh_Cure Medium well, when it should be medium rare.

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

@Birdofire8 @atrupar Why is Trump so fucking obsessed with blaming the left for his rushed and poorly executed reflecting pool fiasco that somehow cost taxpayers 15 million dollars?????

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

@atrupar Why question it?????
Because it didn't fucking happen, MAGAmoron!

[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

THE BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT IN NEWSLETTER HISTORY, folks! I am writing the FULL article on Donald's 900-page disclosure — every scheme, every dollar, every "coincidence" — and I'm explaining ALL of it so even the hedge fund Super Geniuses can follow along!

THE MEMECOIN: $635 MILLION in royalties from a coin with his FACE on it! People buy the coin, the family collects the fees. Anyone on Earth — foreign governments, anybody — can put money DIRECTLY in the President's pocket by buying a token, and nobody can trace it! Plus a Bitcoin wallet worth over $50 MILLION just sitting there!

THE STABLECOIN: World Liberty Financial, founded by the boys, Daddy listed as "co-founder emeritus" — beautiful title! The family holds roughly 38% and keeps 75% of token sale proceeds! Their coin USD1 works like a BANK — every dollar backing the coin sits in Treasuries earning interest FOR THE FAMILY! Then Donald signs an executive order PROMOTING stablecoins, then signs the GENIUS Act regulating them — a law his own family's product was BUILT to satisfy! He regulates the casino he owns!

THE ABU DHABI PIPELINE: Four days before inauguration, a company backed by the UAE's national security adviser quietly routes $187 MILLION to Trump family entities! Kept SECRET for a year! Then the Sheikh's fund announces $2 BILLION flowing through the family stablecoin! Two weeks later — TWO WEEKS — the White House reverses the chip rules and clears the UAE for 500,000 Nvidia chips a year! You pump the coin, you get the chips! That's not diplomacy, folks, that's a MENU!

THE PARAMOUNT SPECIAL: Donald sues CBS over an interview — the lawyers called it MERITLESS! Paramount needs his FCC to approve their $8 billion merger. July 1: they pay him $16 million. July 24: merger APPROVED, 2-1! And his disclosure shows he owned Paramount STOCK the entire time! Sue the company, collect the check, approve the deal, hold the shares! FOUR-WAY WINNER!

THE VANISHING COPS: The SEC was investigating crypto billionaire Justin Sun — then Sun put $30 MILLION into the family company and POOF, investigation GONE! The DOJ's whole crypto enforcement team? DISBANDED! Binance's founder pleaded GUILTY to money-laundering failures — then Binance listed the family coin, held three-quarters of its supply, and got a PARDON! Every cop on the beat, sent home!

THE ENVOY'S FAMILY: Steve Witkoff negotiates Middle East policy for America while his SONS run the crypto company collecting Gulf money! Dad shapes the policy, the boys cash the checks! One family, both sides of the table!

THE QUIET PORTFOLIO: Thousands of stocks that map onto his own pen! Signs coal orders — owns Peabody! Doubles steel tariffs — owns Nucor and Steel Dynamics, up double digits SAME DAY! Quadruples nuclear — owns Constellation and Vistra, the BEST stock in the S&P! Negotiates chip exports PERSONALLY — owns Micron, Applied Materials, Lam Research! Runs the immigration crackdown — owns GEO and CoreCivic, the companies running the ICE detention centers! To be fair, folks, the trading patterns look like money managers, not Donald picking prison stocks himself — but he HOLDS them all while signing the orders, and that's the whole problem!

THE PUNCHLINE: None of it is illegal! Presidents EXEMPTED themselves from the conflict-of-interest law — a cabinet secretary goes to PRISON for this, a president goes to the BANK! No blind trust like every president since the 70s — just a "revocable" trust run by Don Jr. that Daddy can raid ANYTIME! The disclosure isn't a safeguard, folks, it's an ITEMIZED CONFESSION — 900 pages of receipts he signed HIMSELF!

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

@CIAhrtattackgun Paha Sapa. Not mount rushmore. Paha Sapa.

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

@politvidchannel Both Douchebag Donnie Trump and Elon fucking Musk admitted as much.

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

@AzPetrich They don't want the devil to know he's dead, but the devil isn't fooled. The gates of hell have opened wide and the hounds of hell are on the hunt for Mitch's rotten soul.
This is why it's so damned hot right now.

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

@Trucker_Art @ClownWorld Please keep your sock happy.
You shouldn't reproduce.

[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

Crooked Donald Trump doubled the Steel Tariffs on June 4th, announced it at a steel plant, very cute, and SAME DAY Cleveland-Cliffs went up 22%, Steel Dynamics 13%, Nucor 12%. Guess whose disclosure shows Nucor, Steel Dynamics, Alcoa AND Cleveland-Cliffs??? That’s right, DONALD! He makes the policy, he owns the stocks, steel goes from $725 to $875 a ton, Century Aluminum up 245%, and his portfolio goes BOOM! These are very average “minds” beating ALL the Super Geniuses on Wall Street. It’s all INSIDE iNFORMATION! Is anybody looking into this??? Where is the SEC??? SAD!

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

What if instead of you buying insurance, Non Profit hospitals were required to provide care, beyond the ER, and finance whatever portion the patient could not afford?

It would be at a zero interest rate, with the monthly repayment, deducted from your paycheck, set at 10pct or less of your income.
(Medicaid and Medicare wouldn't change )

BUT, the taxpayers would guarantee the payment to the hospital at 100pct of Medicare rates.

Taxpayers guarantee small business loans. Guarantee student loans. Guarantee mortgages. And more.

Why not the cost of care that is beyond your means ?

This means the hospital won't lose money. They won't deal with insurance carriers and the incremental overhead burden, and so many other admin functions that run through the big carriers could be evaluated as well

What do you think ?

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

Yep.
$2500 monthly for food.
Same for transportation.
The best free healthcare.

[Amie the Great @a_standal]

The House only worked 128 days last year for an average 5 hours/day.

Meaning *YOU* paid this asshole $298/hr + $80 daily meal allowance + THOUSANDS in EXTRA benefits to tell YOU to get fucked while he stuffs himself with steak and lobster YOU paid for.

[Donald Trump Portfolio Tracker @TrumpsPortfolio]

The president's son got FREE stock in a gun company one month after his dad won.

Then his dad's government proposed shipping guns to your doorstep like DoorDash.

Then mailing handguns through the post office.

Then cut the suppressor tax to $0.

Then legalized rapid-fire triggers.

Then killed the pistol brace rule — 7 MILLION guns back on the market.

34 deregulations. One spring. One executive order. One father.

And the SEC chair who approved the company's listing? He was at Don Jr.'s $500,000 private club 5 days after taking the job.

The company's own SEC filing calls Don Jr. an asset. They put the conflict of interest IN THE PROSPECTUS.

$PEW is the stock. Read more in bio.

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

@jaylyn600 @CNN Display your triggered TDRS (Trump Dick Riding Syndrome) proudly, MAGAmoron.

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

@RonFilipkowski I cannot tell a lie...... it was God.

[Lorraine E-Van-Off @LorraineEvanoff]

"Congress created a group called America250 to throw the country’s 250th birthday party—open, bipartisan, for everybody. Trump couldn’t control it. So the White House built a shadow version and hid it inside the National Park Foundation, the trusted charity that protects Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon.

A new House investigation led by Rep. Jared Huffman shows what they did with it. They packed the charity’s board with Trump’s own campaign operatives and put the country up for sale: a million-dollar check bought a photo with Trump. Even the firm that staged Trump’s Jan 6 rally cashed in—being handed tens of millions in tax dollars.

Huffman was clear: Republicans let Trump “hijack the country’s 250th anniversary and sell access, hide his donors, and rewrite history.”

Here’s the good news: it ran in the dark for months. This week Congress dragged every piece of it into the light—days before the fireworks.

Once the corruption has names and numbers on it, it stops being a rumor and becomes a case. This is the first thread—and we’re going to keep pulling."

The Regime Can’t Stop Getting Caught: A Park Charity Hijacked, Foreign Money Pouring In, and A Voter Scheme Struck Down https://t.co/g9ko7i45Fp

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

The slaughter of Indigenous peoples.
Seizure and theft of land.
Moving survivors to Reservations they were couldn't leave.
Making it illegal to celebrate religious ceremonies.
Kidnapping their children to send them to schools where the motto was 'Kill the Indian. Save the man.'

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: You can be a communist or you can be a patriot. You cannot be both. As for those who peddle Marxist lies about our heritage, tell our children that we live on stolen land or that our heroes were oppressors. They're doing something much worse than slandering our past. They are slandering and attacking our future. We're not going to let that happen.

[MeidasClips @MeidasClips]

Phang: Blanche maintains that FOIA was my only and remains my only option. And then he has the balls to say the following. He says that my lawsuit "threatens the interdependence and the reciprocity between Congress and the executive branch." You know, folks, last I checked, I don't see a lot of interdependence or reciprocity between Congress and the executive branch.

What I have seen, I've seen people like Todd Blanche, Pammy Jo with the bad hair, Kash Patel, Susie Wiles, JD Vance, and others, assembling repeatedly in the Situation Room at the White House with Todd Blanche quarterbacking strategy on how to avoid turning over the Epstein files to the American people.

Does that sound like interdependence or reciprocity?

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

A rural Arkansas school district was hemorrhaging $250,000 a year and couldn't keep teachers. So residents voted to take out a $5.4 million bond, upgrade every building in the district, and install 1,400 solar panels.

Three years later, the deficit flipped to a $1.8 million surplus.

The project wasn't just solar. Energy efficiency upgrades across all six schools, new lighting, HVAC systems, windows, and thermostats cut energy consumption by 1.6 million kilowatts annually.

The panels, some installed as a canopy at the school entrance and some on unused district land, generated enough excess electricity that the district started selling it back to the grid. Monthly utility bills dropped from $17,000 to $4,000.

The school board voted to put the savings into paychecks. Teachers saw raises averaging $2,000 to $3,000 a year, with some receiving up to $15,000 depending on tenure.

Batesville went from one of the lowest-paying districts in Arkansas to one of the highest-paying in its county. Resignations slowed and applications went up.

Taxpayers funded the upfront cost through the bond. The savings paid it back and then some. "Batesville has reduced the checks they write to utilities," said the energy company that managed the project, "and increased the checks they write to teachers."

At least 20 nearby districts have since copied the model. Nine thousand schools across the US now run on solar. Batesville was the first to route the savings directly into teacher salaries.

[Rey Caban @CabanRey]

Guns in the mail are good, but voting ballots are bad? Ffs.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸 Donald Trump is going to lift the ban on mailing handguns directly to homes. That helps GrabAGun, the online gun store his son has a stake in. He’d rake in billions.

In any functioning democracy, this would be called massive corruption and He would have faced at least 2 years in jail.

["All I do is" Nguyen @Nguyen_anime3]

When asked why Trump shit his pants today..

Rubio said: I’ve never seen him shit his pants

Vance said: now kailtlyn let me explain why it’s important that he shit his pants, mainstream media doesn’t cover that.

Hegseth said: real men shit their pants

Patel: we are investigating who shit trumps pants

That’s where we are.