Gavin

trade you for an orange gummy bear

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

Just kidding

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

If I were to be executed by guillotine, I would spend every waking moment coming up with a sharp witticm for my final words. Even if they didn't ask I would just scream it real loud as the metal came down. Better still if I get cut off half way through. The crowd would love it.

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

@peteremcc I don't know the circumstances of the contract with MLS (Nova Scotia) but that is not "Canada's Spaceport". The contract that was awarded yesterday concerns the Atlantic Spaceport Complex under construction by NordSpace in NL. They struck ground on the launch site in 2025.

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

Step up your game

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

Would you hire me as a bartender

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

For sale: 12 foot long Casio

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

@butcrumb @dieworkwear I assume agitation alone would also take a chunk of the pie. But soaps and detergents are great for picking up oil which water and agitation can't really do.

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

I can empathize with that

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

What if I accidentally bought a terrible fake Asian fish sauce years ago... should I just let it perish?? Alone and unused??

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

Riding the bus saw a girl trip hard on the sidewalk and spill her bag and it was full of rubik's cubes

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

Anybody that has me as a roommate is by definition insane

[Nia @Nia_mp4]

have u ever had an insane roommate like i mean actually Insane

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

@radioactivered This rock was black and glassy decades ago and it has been slowly turning a spotty gray. I assumed it was a chemical reaction but now I wonder if it's actually radiation?

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

@Mappy6984

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

Sometimes you think someone online is left handed for a very long time and then you find out their camera just does that and it's never the same after that

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

I feel like some dog owners would unalive their own dog if the plastic buttons on the floor ordered them to do so

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

I really related to when Afroman said I want space and I can't get no space in a city

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

@RespectfulMemes The great halfpipe of life

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

The good thing about shame is that you get back your freedom when you face it and become friends with it. You get back a lot of your mojo through it.

[Gavin @cabbagepantsu]

Young indian couple quietly practicing (what I can only assume are) ragas sitting on a bench in the park on a sunny day. Beautiful stuff.