jojor wel

genuinely just Like That™

[jojor wel @cabbageskvot]

An overwhelming amount of studies on the efficacy of fabric masks are functionally useless because they do not include a distinction between the material of the fabric and it’s configuration: a rant.

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

tryna buy him a gift n the girl that works there goes “this is pretty expensive, does he spoil u too?” I put that shit back and walked out that store 😩😩😂

[KathrynAle @K_for_Kathryn]

Pregnancy is so unnecessary. Can’t we just lay eggs and cover them with a blanket till they hatch??

[waniza • وانزہ @wanizawasi]

my university will offer programs in social justice and then unleash riot police on you for doing the social justice

[Richard Medhurst @richimedhurst]

Israelis call today "independence day". Who they gained independence from is a mystery, given they arrived from a different continent, ethnically cleansed 800,000 Palestinians, stole their homes, and created modern terrorism, slaughtering Arabs + UK servicemen.

It is the Nakba.

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Absolutely losing it over the third bird trying to pretend like it isn't eavesdropping.

[Safaa from Gaza💗 @sfaahmd42020042]

I want to honor the memory of my little cousin, Mo'min, who tragically passed away last week due to pollution.💔 The severe lack of drinkable water in Gaza is a critical issue that demands urgent action.

[RI DaSēr @so_treu]

Re: "walkable cities" and "15 minute cities", there's a quote I saw some time back that said something like "if you live in a 15 minute city, but your batista can't afford to live closer than 30 minutes away, you don't have a city, you have an amusement park."

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

ive been muttering “diet pepi pepi diet mountain dew” to myself all morning

[bea🔻 @inkstainedlover]

THE COLONIZATION OF THE WEST BEGINS NOW

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Times have really changed. About 200 years ago, if the sun was blocked out and then a month later the sky turned into a rainbow, we'd be sacrificing lambs and burning witches rn, but we can't do that anymore because of woke

[vee 🕷️🎲🐈‍⬛🎱 @Porveedaa]

whenever i tell somebody psychedelics scare me they be like “ you’re scared of your own mind? “ bitch i am insane

[jojor wel @cabbageskvot]

@oldenoughtosay This cake has not felt the touch of a leavener of any kind lmfao

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

This tweet is gonna change lives

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

The level of hate that Kendrick has in his heart for Drake is only slightly higher than how my dad felt about Vince Offer. I truly believe that if he had lived another year, they would’ve gone bar for bar in the first ever infomercial battle.

[Ex-Evangelical Janeway🖖🥂🔍🏴‍☠️ @XianJaneway]

OMFG.
I don't think I understood Gen Z until this very moment.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

States where Republicans imposed total abortion bans:
AL, AR, ID, IN, KY, LA, MS, MO, ND, OK, SD, TN, TX, WV

In every one of these states, adults can legally marry minors.

Leaving statutory rape legal, while outlawing a young girl's right to bodily autonomy was a choice.