Let's celebrate the resignation of Keir Starmer with this wonderful song. Bye-bye, Keir! We will remember you as the biggest wanker of all UK leaders. Donald Trump and his band are performing this song for your pleasure. The Spotify version is coming soon.
▪️He said he would freeze council tax
▪️He said he would lower energy bills
▪️He said he would reduce student tuition fees
▪️He said he would support farmers
▪️He said he would protect pensioners
▪️He said he would support the disabled
▪️He said he would help small businesses
▪️He said he would fix the economy
▪️He said he would compensate WASPI women
▪️He said he would listen to the concerns of forgotten communities
▪️He said he would overhaul the immigration system
But instead, he did the opposite. Keir Starmer is the ultimate political snake oil salesman.
Reluctantly dragged into doing something about Iran, Keir Starmer announces Britain’s “full naval commitment” by deploying The HMS Victory, the nation’s only “operational” ship.
In a bold show of leadership, Starmer and David Lammy personally take the helm.
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You know that feeling when you appoint a creep as ambassador, someone with extremely close ties to Jeffrey Epstein?
Here’s Keir Starmer as Amy Winehouse with “You Know I’m Toxic”.
Entertainment for a nation waiting for the Prime Minister to resign.
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Is it resignation time yet?
Here’s Mandy, Keir Starmer sings the Barry Manilow classic to Peter Mandelson, as the Epstein scandal refuses to fade into the background.
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