Cabe

life is parallel to hell but I must maintain

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@phishmondegreen Holding us all against our will in the campground is a violation of our rights. Open the gates and let us leave. It's not even raining.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@phishmondegreen App needs to be updated to tell us why we're being locked in the camp site and what supposedly makes it legal

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@palmermx @phishmondegreen The venue worker said they closed the exit gate due to the weather. We're basically locked in.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@mwickett @jasonlk Tealium is the biggest competitor

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@jasonlk @tony_j_hunter I hear Amperity is around that $100M ARR mark but is already profitable and intending to grow without need for more funding. They're the one to watch IMO.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@jmkaufenberg @jasonlk Twilio acquiring Braze would have been asinine.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@WorldOrderBro @udaysubbarayan @jasonlk It doesn't have a lot of marketer focused functionality. It's basically an IT tool in service of marketing orgs like Tealium.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@jamiequint @jasonlk @mtones9 @RudderStack Lol Segment is definitely 2x functionally better than Rudderstack. The difference is that you can get a consumption model low barrier to entry contract for Rudderstack.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@SethBTillman @openargs I actually bet that's true.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@BirdRespecter You say this but reading it immediately got the song stuck in my head. I'm sorry, but it's a certified banger

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@SethBTillman @openargs You OK?

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@SethBTillman @openargs Yeah dude, doing great. Thanks for checking!

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@Benioff @salesforce @salesforcejobs Lol Einstein is a lazy sham and you know it Marc.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@AgentChunk @viperwave lol I have pretty annoying ADHD and I have no inner monologue. The internet has turned ADHD into Astrology and an answer for blindly figuring out your feelings or some shit

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@katystoll @SomeMoreNews @drmistercody @KatieGoldin @MovieHooligan @mijo_marco @greggmeller @FClintDeNisco @countrycaravan @will_gordh I definitely always sort of auto convert "take care of me when I'm old" to mean more "keep me company" than explicitly care for but maybe I've just been missing the nuance there. I certainly think it primarily as not wanting to be alone when I'm old.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@PKernaghan And basically none of those 10x1000 combinations of options will carry any emotional weight or polish. I don't understand why that's so confusing. I maintain somewhere inside Starfield is an incredible 30-40 hour game, but I'll take quality over quantity any day.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@_via_getty_ @wearethegame23 why is the dj playing summertime sadness? it's not even summer.

[Cabe @CabeyCabe]

@JSFILMZ0412 @unity No prob, aint nobody trying to click your tweets anyway bro