David Wood

Retired, happy, conservative

[David Wood @cabin1949]

@WorkElizab Water, toothpick, napkin

[David Wood @cabin1949]

@JohnJHarwood Yeah. If you want your doctor you can keep him

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@TulsiGabbard @realKrisCruz Hope for the best for your husband praying

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@catturd2 Part of the plan. Now dem party can pick its own candidate..

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@PaulNorthrr4 @Avabelly__ Erector set

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@SOrbit31914 Fire marshal Bill!! Of wait, he’s not a real doctor.. oh wait, either is Jill

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@gman5180 @janninereid1 And my unbelievably young and sexy ass sitting in the chair

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@gman5180 @janninereid1 Cord from phone to wall and phone book

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@sirCharIess @cb_doge You seem profoundly elegant in light of your complete lack of understanding and ignorance of the facts

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@realMaalouf Give them 92 year old gay virgin men

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@Alinavisoo_life Opposite

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@DrunkPeopleVids @DrunkDoingShit Ahh.. the Tune Whiff. Works

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@PeriklesGREAT @CRRJA5 Margaret Thatcher!! No, wait…

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@BobbiSchutz @DavidJHarrisJr Ignorance has never looked so competent, not mention a feeble mind trying to forcefully express itself

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@FarmGirlCarrie And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

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@AntiWokeMemes Was it wrong for my white ancestors to fight and die for your freedom? You owe ME maybe? Same twisted logic

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@steeler4ever79 @emma6USA For those who crap cats

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@catturd2 @neesietweets That’s what happens when you take Ozempic suppositories

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@otokyo Get rid of my Muslim neighbor

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@realMaalouf No more goats! Yea!