Bad Beard

Oh, hey/ @Deadlasttx

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Infuriated and bewildered right now

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Just got taco cabana. WHY?!?!

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You tried to take the best of me go away

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@djpaulz_ so dumb. Can't comprehend. What are words?...

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Hybrid Theory Linkin Park makes me realize how bands need to understand what real NÜ Metal is

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Cry about your problems some more, I'm sure people will care at 3:30am

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I wish a cop would pull me over so I can tell him how irrelevant his job is

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"I only follow you if you interest me" faggot

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After midnight tweets suck unless you're funny enough to wake someone up from a drunken slumber.

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I'm more drunk than anyone at your party

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The word "Cunt" isn't as vulgar as you'd think

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Guess my tweets suck now, better go home and wake up tomorrow with new material

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this bitch

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I'm pale and a contrast boost can't even save me

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Just got told my eyes are gorgeous. Shut up bitch you don't know shit

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How does one "drink"?

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Caleb's beard is so sick. Beard envy

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“@Karsey_Street: @cablemable YOUR BEARD IS ONE TO BE KNOWN BY THE WORLD!!!!!” Literally the nicest thing ever been said to me

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@Karsey_Street this is for you homie

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I let dudes buy my girlfriend shots so she'll have a legitimate reason to have sex with me