cablob

Just a guy trynna be fly I guess

[Aaron Niequist @aaronieq]

It’s like he wakes up, reads the Sermon on the Mount, and asks “What is one way today I can embody the complete opposite of what I just read?”
Donald Trump is the most openly anti-Jesus’-teachings President of my lifetime. And millions of white Christians love him for it.

[cablob @cablob1]

@powerbanana69 I could never find a way

[cablob @cablob1]

@smsbama33 Is Brantley the sheep or the cat?

[cablob @cablob1]

@gracelyncw I just knew Tomo’s calves were dynamite...

[cablob @cablob1]

@chaitertot How much?

[cablob @cablob1]

Dog people usually don’t like cats, and cat people usually still like dogs. This is my Ted Talk

[cablob @cablob1]

Finna watch some Lord of the Rings tonight!

[cablob @cablob1]

Why did we put faces in a mountain? Is there anything else like this out there?

[cablob @cablob1]

Just remembered Mount Rushmore exists... how did I forget?

[cablob @cablob1]

@gracelyncw You could download lichess?

[cablob @cablob1]

Hitting that pbr in West Village today... that’s what senior year is all about

[cablob @cablob1]

@powerbanana69 My twitter broke I guess

[cablob @cablob1]

@powerbanana69 Not one like in 24 hours... where are all the people

[cablob @cablob1]

1. Boil
2. Stir
3. Bottle
4. Wait
5. Proffitt

[Arianna 🕺🏻 @ari_elouise]

Hey @LilNasX ! A bunch of us Georgia Tech students are studying abroad in Metz, France and we’re doing BBQ and karaoke for 4th of July! It would make our wildest dreams come true if you came thru 🤠🌭🇺🇸 #horsesintheback

[cablob @cablob1]

When they only play old town road once at the function

[cablob @cablob1]

Absolute unit(s)