Swaggot

tuff

[kenzie 🦌 @trggernometry]

dutch van der linde cannibal theory

[glass bong for garf @weedgarf]

if ur room don’t look like this, we ain’t boinkin bruh

[RedDeadOutlaw @RedDeadOutlaw99]

I will burn everything I own of Red Dead Redemption if it's ever turned into a TV adaptation.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

*bouncing behind my wife on a pogo stick*
a divorce!?

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[That Penguin Game @ThatPenguinGame]

Sadly The Migrator crashing into an Iceberg through the Telescope.

[Morioh Base @moriohbase]

🚨 BREAKING: Iggy has been found deceased on Florida highway. The cause of death appears to be vehicular manslaughter.

May he rest in peace.

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

#FAPPINGMYLITTLEBONER

[Pregnant Veteran @thedarkprowler]

Parsley sprinkled on top of a burger fuck you dude

[mikeofpol @mikeofpol]

Spring is so beautiful because all the birds return to their home: inside the Home Depot ❤️

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[Koka 🐾ᵎᵎ @Fruitvampyy]

I generally think my only option is suicide

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorganbot]

I came.

[Ava @spideyava]

He was rlly going off

[misto @mistowho]

if she's ur girl why she at my igloo petting my puffle Imao