Goody Badwife

I am the grammar nazi about whom your mother warned you.
IG: cindali08

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

You didn't deserve to know my cat's names.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

It was the Baja of times, it was the blast of times.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

Why are there only chicken nuggets? Where are the beef nuggets? Pork nuggets?

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

I have this weird thing where at 9 o'clock every night I have the overwhelming urge to cut my own hair and pierce my own ears.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

Mmm chest-nuts.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

If I were a kangaroo there's really no telling what I'd keep in that pouch.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

My love for potato chips is both a blessing and a curse.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

It feels illegal to eat pumpkin pie without whipped cream.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

All that weekend and I didn't do any laundry.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

How many cupcakes count as "self care"?

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

I bet every animal's ribs are delicious.
Discuss among yourselves.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

One time I had to sit in on interviews for work and at the end of the day my face hurt from fake smiling and that's about all you need to know about my personality.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

Please vote for "Swallow's run and gun"

[Argus Leader Sports @ArgusSports]

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑: 𝐐𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝟏𝟐𝐯𝟏𝟑)

12-Renshaw to Lynch vs. 13-Swallow's run-and-gun

𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝚈: https://t.co/PsWCP6rwqj

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

Teachers, it's been one hell of a year.
Treat yourself, get a massage, have a nice dinner, buy a new pair of shoes, eat the entire skin off a rotisserie chicken, you deserve it.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

The existence of a force to be reckoned with implies a force not to be reckoned with...I reckon.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

@GinRumMe Yessss

[JRGin @GinRumMe]

Hot noodles in your area want you.

[JRGin @GinRumMe]

Anyone else think they should make soy sauce packets in adult size, too?

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

My food:
5 wings
5 waffle fries
Required sauces:
BBQ
Garlic parm
Buffalo
Ketchup
Ranch

[JRGin @GinRumMe]

Where is potato salad when you need it.

[Goody Badwife @cabrs]

Did you know you can eat anything without guilt if you put the word snack in front of it? Snack hot dog. Snack rack of ribs. Snack 6 pack of tacos... try it.