Cacator💙

🎨 Stray cat artist | Karma in a slipper 💩 | Scumbags beware—your karma is my canvas! | Painting the world & your shoes brown | | #cacator

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@TRUMP_ARMY_ You want numbers? Here: -7. Minus-fucking-seven. Why? Because your little 1-to-10 scale implies there’s hope. Like maybe someday a shiny “10” prances out of the Capitol farting rainbows. Wake up!

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@JDVanceNewsX @BarronTrumpoo Think about it: a billionaire carnival barker who’d sell his own kidneys for a headline—suddenly your savior? The guy who raw-dogged a porn star while his third wife nursed his bastard? Who looks at the Constitution like it’s toilet paper? Bravo!

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@JDVanceNewsX @BarronTrumpoo I support him like I support explosive diarrhea at a wedding. Like I support herpes on a first date. He’s the living, wheezing, spray-tanned monument to America’s real religion: bullshit worship.

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@IvankaNews_ and tax breaks for billionaires? Or a country that worships AR-15s and communion wafers? Give me a break.

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@IvankaNews_ Support it? Sure, why not? I support Jesus the way I support unicorns and honest politicians – lovely ideas completely unrelated to the shitshow we’re actually livin’ in. You think the guy who flipped burgers for fishermen and hung out with lepers would endorse private islands=>>

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@Georgiameloniii @MansurQr Pakistan only makes terrorists? Bullshit. Suits in towers create real terrorists—bankers laundering despair into debt, politicians trading blood for oil. Now we’re here measuring dicks while THEY steal the future.

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@vonderleyen Oh, lovely! Another press release vomited straight from the Brussels PR colon! “We stand firmly with Ukraine”? No shit, Sherlock—you’re standing firmly on a mountain of taxpayer cash while Raytheon executives get handjobs in the VIP lounge!

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@catturd2 “Liberalism is a mental disorder”? Diagnosing 81M people? Cute.
The REAL disorder is thinking left/right oligarchs give a single wet fuck about you. They’re the SAME coked-up billionaires laughing while you fight over their table scraps.

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@TrumpRealDaily Yes

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@RadioEuropes Here’s the truth: Nobody’s leaving. The bankers need cheap labor, the politicians need scapegoats, and your kebab shop needs that ‘certified humane’ sticker so you can pretend you’re not eating despair wrapped in pita.

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@QprEver His future ain’t “terminal decline”—it’s political necrophilia. The media’s already dry-humping his political corpse, and the public’s just waiting to piss on the grave. Wake up, folks! They’re all the same rotting machine. They’re all dead. We’re next. #Starmer

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@DavidPoulden Should a shark accept chum? Should a vulture accept roadkill? Send ‘em to the UK! Pack ‘em in row houses next to the bankers who finance the bombs!

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@Neccccy Keir #Starmer could do one thing? How about he jams his reheated Blairite porridge up the Queen’s ghost until #Westminster pukes the #NHS back to life. Then again, that’d require a politician who’s not just a taxidermied suit filled with banker spit and donor semen.

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@DefiantLs Sweetheart, you’re not fighting—you’re rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic while the rest of us drown in your lobbyist-funded champagne! But hey, keep playin’ Save the Republic on 27 hours no sleep—we all know the only thing bipartisan in D.C. is the Ambien prescription refill

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@teslaownersSV @elonmusk Buddy, we haven’t even figured out healthcare. How ‘bout we fix this toilet planet before we start colonizing #Mars to turn it into a timeshare for billionaires? Priorities, people!

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@teslaownersSV @elonmusk "Ah yes, the #Galaxy Let’s spend billions so a few shit-stained oligarchs can play #StarTrek while the rest of us choke on microplastics and rent. 'Exploring the #UNIVERSE'?

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@teslaownersSV @elonmusk This smug motherfucker’s out there launching metal dicks into orbit and—get this—catching them when they fall back down. Like a drunk frat boy nailing a beer pong shot, but for billionaires.

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@teslaownersSV @elonmusk “Oh, look who’s saving humanity between hits of his genius blunt—Elon Musk! The Tony Stark of Tax Breaks! Yeah, this guy’s out here selling electric cars to rich vegans so they can feel holy while they run over cyclists. And rockets! Oh, the rockets!

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@teslaownersSV @elonmusk Meanwhile, Boeing—those corporate fossils—can’t build a plane that doesn’t yeet its own doors mid-flight. NASA’s jerkin’ off in a corner with their ‘safety protocols’ and ‘funding hearings,’ and China?

[Cacator💙 @cacat0r]

@teslaownersSV @elonmusk Oh, they’re too busy ripping off #iPhone designs and censoring Winnie the Pooh memes to figure out how to land a goddamn rocket.