cacat

👾: [email protected]
NEW VIDEO HERE :

[cacat @cacatli]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAJJAAHJA

[H. @invertedLuffy]

what is this Michael Carrick analogy 😭😭

[cacat @cacatli]

@hlovo_ how has my clip made it to football twitter 😭

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Some guy just made the most perfect analogy of Michael Carrick and Man United.

He said what’s happening at United is the equivalent of a pilot having a heart attack mid-flight and the flight attendants ask if there’s anyone on the plane with flying experience. Then an individual who has played flight simulator gets up and miraculously lands the plane. Now that individual is promoted to the position of full-time pilot and eventually crashes the plane 😭

This is painfully accurate.

[JBT @UtdJBT]

Manchester United: All or NOTHING

• Week 1, lost to Hull City
• Week 2, failed to sign a LB
• Week 3, conceded a last min equaliser
• Week 4, beat Sabah & lost a derby vs 10 men Man City
• Week 5, J.J. Gabriel wants to terminate his contract
• Week 6, drew to Fulham
• Week 7, Man City guilty of 115 charges
• Week 8, Drew to 10 men Spurs and lose to Atletico Madrid

[Dev Bajwa @ammandev]

This is going to win an Oscar. 😅

[MBYTES37 @BbusyBytes]

Dk why Mike took her back

[Yatogami🕊️ @Aizenu_00]

Mappa dropped the full video of Tom cruise Visiting Mappa Expo and going through Jujutsu Kaisen booth showcasing genga storyboards🤧

[Bad Influence @Carefree_Shema]

wtf is this @EASPORTSFC 😭

[ErindMUFC2 @ErindMUFC2]

We won 3 games in a row and this guy made an interview for himself😭 shameless

[🇦🇷🧉 @jonahcelona]

Unreal PR nobody is showing the angle where he loses the ball and gets lucky because it deflects off the defender back to his feet

Not even Jude Bellingham has PR like this

[Dubois @CFC_Dubois]

- Ruben Amorim win rate at Manchester United: 31%

- Michael Carrick win rate this season: 11%

😭😭😭

[🫀* @mufcjuj]

Red card because their striker is a pussy and been outmuscled by a 20 year old nice one

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: Amazon's All or Nothing series is set to become the most explosive football documentary ever produced.

▪️ Week 1: Lost to Hull City.
▪️ Week 2: Failed to sign a left-back.
▪️ Week 3: Conceded a last-minute equaliser.
▪️ Week 4: Lost the Manchester derby against 10 men.
▪️ Week 5: JJ Gabriel wants OUT… then United lose at home to Brighton.
▪️ Week 6: Drew with Fulham.
▪️ Week 7: Man City’s guilty verdict drops. 👀
▪️ Week 8: Drew to Spurs against 10 men and weak in Europe.

This series will be absolute CINEMA. 🍿😭

[MC @UtdMicah]

Amazon Prime have got our players calling out the owners & we’re 2 months into the season 😭

This documentary will be a 20 episode series 🤣

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

If Diogo Dalot was a fish he'd drown

[JBT @UtdJBT]

We signed Eriksen after he’d died & he was still more mobile than Tielemans

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🚨📺 The way Kate Abdo introduced Micah Richards on CBS Sports... 😂💀

"For now, he is still a Premier League and FA Cup winner... until he has to mail those winners medals back to somebody at Stoke City or Manchester United." 💀

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

United fans, listen to this brilliant analysis from Jamie Carragher on the United team.

He breaks it down so perfectly. 👏

[Fan_Monty @AFC_Monty_]

He’s a CB. By “cheat to win” he’s referring to on the pitch tactical fouls, being a dick to the strikers when the ref isn’t looking.

Not financially doping for 18 years fraudulently pumping £2billion off the books into your club.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The Times have revealed the FIVE demands JJ Gabriel and his camp reportedly made to Manchester United:

• Shirt number 77
• "Gabriel JR" on the back
• Train ONLY with the first team
• At least 20 guaranteed minutes in three specific matches
• A seven-figure annual salary

Manchester United rejected several of the requests and now expect the 16 year old to leave.