leanne

god fearing big meanie man-hating lesbian

[leanne @cacdick]

misandry loves company

[leanne @cacdick]

was approached by THREE different golden retrievers today wow 🫶

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

is anyone else their fathers female son

[leanne @cacdick]

my boss wanna hire a bunch of fags in their mid 20s & act surprised when they act like fags in their mid 20s demanding more money from him lol

[leanne @cacdick]

keeping my food in the work fridge to hide it from the fucking males in my house

[n @jesusmokedganj]

I’m a dead beat cousin I hate family reunions

[leanne @cacdick]

bitch that’s gargamel

[leanne @cacdick]

period likely going to start the day before leather dyke night next week

[leanne @cacdick]

pinched nerve con

[moldeleine @l0vetranscends]

Farting in the break room on my lunch and the new girl just walked in

[leanne @cacdick]

coworkered so hard i’m spackling the holes in their apartment walls moving furniture down stairs & shit just dykeing out for a diet coke

[leanne @cacdick]

happy pride

[leanne @cacdick]

grandma: dead
cousin: in coma after apartment fire
mom & sister: car accident
job: uncertain
the girl you dated for three months & haven’t spoken to since you dumped her 4 months ago: been thinking about you a lot

[leanne @cacdick]

i will not fall for sad lesbian apology texts !! i will not !!

[leanne @cacdick]

is the beast at kings island a ship of theseus yet

[leanne @cacdick]

peeped the invoice. getting him at the store this week #wearejellycat

[lemon ✨ @nouisyorkk]

saw this bear in his hiking outfit and almost cried

[leanne @cacdick]

19 year old at the dyke bar asked if i was bisexual & i said no ? i’m a dyke & she looked at me like i had three heads girl it’s past your bedtime

[leanne @cacdick]

love my need*h & playing video games with my friends

[leanne @cacdick]

my coworker changed my age range on hinge to 45-55 when we went out three days ago & i haven’t changed it back what now

[leanne @cacdick]

i want my fellow press-on enthusiasts to know that most of y’all are wearing nails that are way too big for your nailbeds & that’s why they look so much like press-ons <3

[Trassel ❀トラセル 🇫🇮 @trasselvardias]

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