jack

[كاتيا @28I_330_8004]

I was a wimpy kid till I touched that cheese 🧀

[Lil UTI Vert @UncleDingler]

i go garbanzo on her bean until that chick pees

[Derrick @GrillingSome]

Tough choice. Need some input.

[Zäy @LaughToDaBank]

A song ain’t never been this good 😭

[🐳 @2001V01]

"We got bigger fish to fry" is lowkey rs

If I had a bigger fish I'd fry dat
one

Cuz of the flavor

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

I tracked her menstrual cycle and she’s ovulating today so I’m bringing her favorite wine over #ChessNotCheckers

[TY-RIN @GothamCityGoon]

My brake pads would’ve popped off by how fast I would’ve stopped the whip lol

[Frasier Payne @MeinGottNiles]

"My own son... literally blоwing Bаrаck Obаmа..."

"DAD NO YOU'VE BEEN ONESHOTTED BY AI YOUR BOOMER MIND HAS NO DEFENSE FOR THIS WAAAIIIIT-"

[RD @RDZ3K]

Fucking hell Gar

[Mervin @holeliker]

my wife: how’s the casserole honey
me: it tastes great
the man that narrates my life: but it didn’t taste great and he wanted to kill himself, very very badly.

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Fortune teller: this is The Hanged Man

Me: oh that sounds badass

Fortune teller: it is. He represents sacrifice, letting go

Me: dope dope I fw that

Fortune teller: and this is actually a new tarot card. The Pedophile

Me: alright well,

[i. @PacinoI_]

New York City you listen to me right now if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason!!!!

[Saga @UNJUSTICE__]

"A sniper rifle that shoots bullets"

[★ juliet‼️ @ratgirldingus]

it's so funny in andor when they talk about palpatine joining meetings and signing bills and shit as if he doesn't look like this

[Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia]

I just created a fruit thats called Bad Pear. It’s 10,000 calories and it tastes grim.