Cacky✨

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

when I broke my collar bone, my bio professor said “oh I did that on a cadaver once” and I just think about it sometimes

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.

[matt @dogfather]

not drinking for america. drinking because of america

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

@danamarielove A mirror selfie queen 💕

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

I was on the phone with my insurance company trying to be an adult but then I said “P like potato” and couldn’t stop laughing. The lady I was talking to was also laughing, my whole family was laughing. I’m not an adult.

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

@em___heath Tipsy black bean 😂

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

why reboot all these old ass movies when you can just make sky high 2

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

was feeling sick yesterday but Harry Styles has cured me I feel better than I ever have

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

It’s the day before break, 5 people showed up for class, and my professor said penguin once

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

@em___heath Hydrate or diedrate

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

Heard a professor say “I think I’m going to cancel class today” and another professor say “yeah do it” it’s nice to know we are the same

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

@historicemma President of Pun Development and and Axe Throwing at the Theatre of Vocal Farts.

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

My only goals in life right now are to not fail college and to have hair long enough to be considered a mermaid.

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

I was not prepared for the emotional trauma my bug class would cause

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

@peyton_mariee_ Blocking you

[Cacky✨ @cacky_shorts]

Can I get paid to pet dogs for the rest of my life?

[MC Clocktower @MCClocktower]

The temp dropped below 70 so it's basically the bleak midwinter here at ol' @MissCollege.