Hazelwart

24, Likes video games and DnD, she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ DM's open

[Hazelwart @cactusbaracus]

IM OFF TODAY AND BOREDDDDDD ASK ME SHIT! :3 https://t.co/cLONrlSy4v

[Avery Edison @aedison]

i hate spider-man, i HATE him. i am going to use all the resources of my newspaper to smear him. he stinks! anyway. time to give my adult Son a big kiss on the lips and send him off to the moon. i’m sure he won’t come back a werewulf

[mechEngi @EngiNearMyLimit]

Flexing ur hrt stash on menopausal TERFs who can’t get any is unfathomably based.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember when Netflix was a straight up $7 a month for every subscriber and Hulu was free with ads, and we actually had a $1 value menu at every fast food chain, and you didn't have to spend $100 on five bags of BASIC groceries?

This simulation sure is fun.🫠

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

Currently listening through older patriotic and American folk music, and Civil War anthems are basically;

Confederate Songs: "I miss my underaged wife, our rations sucks, and Take me back home"

Union Songs: "I am on a mission from god to kill Slavers"

[Rata 🌇 @RANK10YGO]

if a website asks me for a verification code and i check my email and it's not in there within 0.1 picosecond of the request i roar and swing my arms madly and start hurting those close to me

[sho hoe 🐀 @ogshoshi]

It's 80° in my house right now and we are all miserable except my turtle who is fucking LOVING this weather and it's pissing me off a little

[Sabre TV | PHM arc @sabre_tv]

Rocky: ‘Not understand joke but must be funny. Grace do it all the time.’

The next time Rocky talks to the video diary: ‘no forget to like and subscribe for more Rocky.’

Grace: *fucking loses it laughing.*

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey. i'm the guy who puts all those single use scrolls in the dungeon for you to find. i know you havent used any of them yet. please use them. they only pay me if you use them. my family is starving i'm begging you to use the scrolls. please stop selling them for gold i beg you

[Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 @RasberryRazz]

It's great in the sequel when he travels back to 1969 and demands the same fee or else he would blow up the earth and everyone in the President's cabinet laughs at him cause 100 billion dollars doesn't exist.

[Jason Blood @bewarethedemon]

Its obviously not without its faults but damn this cant be the movie that had people comparing it to fucking Thor The Dark World

[Jane!!🍉 🇬🇹 #TokonForAll @janeluve_]

My favorite part about alex ross’ account is the shade the socmedia manager drops every so often

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

“The ‘Larryboy’ movie is no longer moving forward”

[Jes & Cin @JesnCin]

It's #makeaterriblecomicday over on bloosky

You get Superman and Martian Manhunter shenanigans

[ari ✧ @the_xueyutanhua]

* Superman #39 Spoilers !*

the thought of Prime being afraid of certain writers getting their hands on him lmfao

[Hazelwart @cactusbaracus]

Still beautiful upside down and in the dark🌲⛺️🚗 @funselektor #4x4Postcards #overthehill #Virtualphotography

[project hail aster ᯟ ★ @asteronomicals]

guys have we considered how fucking UGLY grace and rockys minecraft world would be. these two make automatic farms all over the place and neither of them have the sense of aesthetics for building. grace has 5 million chests all over their base and NONE of them are organized

[L @Crazyuncute]

If only you really knew how bag things have gotten