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[The Dev @HeyItsMeTheDev]

Everyone’s scared. Everything’s bleeding.

Meanwhile Hunter Biden is literally interacting with $HUNTER and $HONTER and both are under 2m.

Did everyone forget how meme coins work?

Figure it out

[cactus @cactusbezos]

@HeyItsMeTheDev Get this guy in the trailer park

[Evan Luthra @EvanLuthra]

🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES..

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!!

The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing"..

It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point..

Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume"..

Every single firm said yes..

Here's what they recorded..

Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume"..

When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200"..

$200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume..

MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera..

"We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit"..

He said that on a recorded FBI video call..

CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely..

ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic..

All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded..

And the clients were even worse..

Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors..

$7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic..

One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook..

Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything..

When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture..

But here's the part that broke my brain..

Real people bought NexFundAI..

The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish..

When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token..

The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back..

And it gets worse..

Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day..

Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for..

Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore..

IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular..

The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected..

The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured..

And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

God bless Thomas Massie.

He walks out of this with his honor intact. He’s a patriot & kept his integrity.

As long as the voters give their votes to whoever can run the most ads we will have politicians who are purchased by foreign governments & corporate interests.

[cactus @cactusbezos]

@SIMBAWRLDSPORTS Hahahaha

[The Dev @HeyItsMeTheDev]

Alts slowed down their momentum against #btc

Be careful with leverage on weekends

Max long time is before May ends though, monitoring a potential #bitcoin pull back to mid/high 70’s

Overall though, I’m against the “sell in May and go away” crowd this year. Feels different.

New global virus could spook market down little over next 2 weeks, but mid/long term, nothing burger.

If I get the dip, I’m going for it.

Be safe. GL. And yes this might be completely wrong. Trusting elite instincts.

Couple drinks in. Ranting. 🫡 enjoy weekend fellas.

[The Dev @HeyItsMeTheDev]

When you capitulate one week too early

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

Marco Rubio finding out he has to run Spirit Airlines now too.

[cactus @cactusbezos]

@esaagar Based

[Udi Wertheimer @udiWertheimer]

400k by the end of the year

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Crypto has had a rough year. Maybe we should launch something to fix it.

[The Dev @HeyItsMeTheDev]

Few

[Phil Kennedy @PhillipAKennedy]

Me pregaming for Kash Patel’s firing announcement

[War Monitor @WarMonitors]

@SOLDIEROFHAQ GOD IS GOOD

[cactus @cactusbezos]

@keithedwards Hahahahaha

[cactus @cactusbezos]

@IfindRetards @LauraLoomer Hahahahaha

[cactus @cactusbezos]

@annamlulis Bro she was no spied on lol

[CG @cgtwts]

Google just wiped out countless startups with a casual launch on a random thursday

[Google Labs @GoogleLabs]

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[Udi Wertheimer @udiWertheimer]

but the story isn’t told by AI. it’s clearly told by the humans who produced this. They just used AI to generate the visuals. clearly a lot of thought went into the storyline, the memetics, the editing, etc

yes you could say this is overall a relatively generic storyline but remember this is designed to be a viral video on social media, not an actual feature film. the usage of the cybertruck, kash patel and trump were obviously chosen to maximize viral success specifically on X. clearly a human touch. you of all people should be able to understand that. the photorealistic AI generated visuals are just the canvas and the hook

most AI generated video is demo-quality at best. this one is a little better. it will continue to improve

your next film could be titled “is trump a homophobe”, 95% of it would be you interviewing people who hate trump based on things he never said but they imagine he did, exposing their ignorance to great comedic effect. 5% of the film could be AI generated clips, directing by you and your team, showing AI-generated trump acting as the homophobe that many liberals believe him to be, which would be huilarious.

you’re a creative dude, you can figure this out