Chris

My name is synonymous with “integrity.” And a series of expletives. I play with Lego and dress like superheroes.

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@Buccaneers I get this was a parody and meant to be funny but yaall do an entire Baywatch skit and can’t figure out how to work a few of your cheerleaders in? You *do* know the primary audience for football, right?

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@steelers @laurelhighlands @nflnetwork @BillyGardell @BCrawfordComedy @NFL @ckuntz24 @PatMcAfeeShow @ToneDigz @JaquanBrisker I love the people crapping on this video who probably think Pittsburgh Dads is hilarious. Great work - from a 4th generation yinzer!

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@MarkMaddenX You have absolutely been right. Also the “insider” (I forgot which one) who said AR wants more money being the hold up only to get shouted down by AR media fanboys looks like he’s owed apology too.

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@MarkMaddenX Everyone knew it was a stupid trade. I know it’s the “heel persona” but nothing good will ever come from praising the Ravens

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@MarkMaddenX The only difference between the Pirates and Steelers are a salary cap & revenue sharing.

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@MarkMaddenX Granddad lifted a trophy, Dad lifted a trophy… Junior wants to lift his trophy and doesn‘t think he has time for a 5 year rebuild

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@SusieWiles maybe don’t give interviews to liberal media outlets next you dumb ass

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@GovernorShapiro @RepMcClinton @RepMayes As a registered Democrat who voted Trump 3x, I was hoping you’d run for president as a sane normal Democrat I can support. Then you go and do stupid shit like this…

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@SenFettermanPA I wish more democrats had your morals and convictions then I, a registered democra, wouldn’t have felt obligated to vote republican 3 elections straight

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@tiff4mahogany Then don’t buy one. An iPhone is a luxury not a god given right

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@UnrealBluegrass Invite this upstanding citizen - oh wait he’s not a citizen - person to live at one of your many houses. Step outside your gated priveleged life then you may post BS like this

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@BarackObama Where’s the part of your speech where you say “if you like your doctor you keep your doctor“ because I and every member of my family had to find new doctors thanks to your “great” achievement

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@elonmusk Man, I’d never be able to afford a Tesla if I saved the rest of my life and these goofs think it’s cool to destroy a dealership smh

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@NFLFrascella 2 of those 4 “wins” he didnt throw a single TD and one they won with 603 FGs. He still sucks

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@MarkMaddenX The Niners being dumb saved the Steelers from being dumber

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@JobberNationTV sad a gold digger who got big mad when her paychecks didn’t come ruined his reputation over nothing.

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@AEWNeckbeard @AEWdisciplinary so neckbeard Smarks delighted in LOLTNA for years, when are we gonna start LOLAEW or is that taboo bc nepo baby is one oa us?

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@indi_hartwell I lost Jordynne Grace on TNA and OF so if you could slide right in to both that would be cool 🍎

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@SenAdamSchiff Like you and the democrats ran around weaponizing law enforcement in an effort to get rid of PRESIDENT Trump the last 8 years? Don’t be mad when tables get turned against you

[Chris @Cactusbix]

@EBischoff And his qualifications for his “job” of “telling us what works” are his 30 matches in high school gyms and a couple columns for that journalistic beacon Penthouse?