Ms Cactus 🌵

Chronically Tired ™️ Pro-pineapple insurgent. Beetroot & Bean enthusiast. Dog + plant mother - I said what I said. ♡ Tragically unfunny ♡

[Ms Cactus 🌵 @cactusbuttplug_]

There's no happily ever after, not even in friendship. Everything is disposable now.

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@TheeseGuyee How embarassing 😬

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@theyondan Nope. Tit for tat.

[Bumface @misterbumface]

Hey mother Xers! If you want more DMs in X you can purchase topXups with BallsCoin directly from your Xÿ wallet.

[Ms Cactus 🌵 @cactusbuttplug_]

Community notes are such a buzzkill.

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@Msmariablack @witty_shitty @TheAstuteGaloot 🤣🤣😆

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@StuartEFewtrell @LoveNLunchmeat I'm an early bird myself, but I do see the benefits of being late. My brain just won't allow it, sadly.

[Ms Cactus 🌵 @cactusbuttplug_]

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[Ava @avainwordland]

It’s a wonderful day and I still want to punch someone.

[𝔗𝔯𝔲𝔱𝔥 𝔐𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 @politicsusa46]

I always find it refreshing to listen to a normal person who has some experience of the issue in hand, rather than some right wing whack job vomiting a bucket full of lies.

[Ms Cactus 🌵 @cactusbuttplug_]

@davidhatestrump I eat prickly pears often

[Ms Cactus 🌵 @cactusbuttplug_]

5 random facts about me.
1. I'm as old as dinosaurs.
2. I have a prickly spine.
3. I'm edible. 😉
4. I grew up in the desert.
5. I'm succulent. 😏

[Aunt Cunt @AuntCunt]

5 random facts aboot me

1. I’m 34
2. I’m Scottish
3. I’m 12 sphynx cats ina human suit
4. I grew up in a ditch raised by tadpoles
5. Yer da DMs me his bhole

[Ms Cactus 🌵 @cactusbuttplug_]

@whoisdose

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Hmm, suspicious. Feels like they are coordinating something.

[Scary Underwater @scaryunderwater]

Aerial view of a group of Basking Sharks, a relatively rare sighting as they're predominately solitary creatures

[Ms Cactus 🌵 @cactusbuttplug_]

@whoisdose

[Ms Cactus 🌵 @cactusbuttplug_]

"Why do you hate men?" Points to the comments section on any post about women or their bodies.

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@Hereforthefre87

[Ms Cactus 🌵 @cactusbuttplug_]

The truth has been spoken.

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@TheWinegasm They are plotting something 👀

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@brat76 @psych0pingu

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@goldimocks @Whiskey4One 👆 exactly

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@BorrachoYLoco3 Of hell? Wait, what are we talking about?

[Ms Cactus 🌵 @cactusbuttplug_]

I'm not a top tier friend. I'm more like a third or fourth tier.

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@misterbumface @BBCWorld Ugh. I just read the article. Perfect fodder for the mouth breathing conspiracy nuts. RIP Tafari 🙏