Tommy Vercetti

[Tommy Vercetti @Cactusjackkk]

who’s anaemic i’ll b ur iron man

[Tommy Vercetti @Cactusjackkk]

it’s knowing that your door is always open and your path is free to walk

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Horrible news for my husky nephew who swims with his shirt on

[Tommy Vercetti @Cactusjackkk]

phahahahahahah

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Cernovich I am constantly insulted on this platform

[FK @FK09____]

My son is buzzing with his steak pie. What Christmas is all about 🎅

[alexei @alexeixbt]

Your bank balance by 2026:

$2,758,838.99

CLAIM IT.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

been getting into this lately

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

not her doing a fit check & ending up LEAVING her phone DJDJJD LMAO😭😭😭

[Tommy Vercetti @Cactusjackkk]

yayyyyyyy bestie @_lavieathomas6

[Boomtown Festival @BoomtownFair]

There's no end to musical discovery at Boomtown ✨

We saw so much love for Greentea Peng at Revolution of Imagination 🫶

#Boomtown #BangGoesNormal

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan

[Tommy Vercetti @Cactusjackkk]

@itsDaibhi @fesshole @srgriff1

[Tommy Vercetti @Cactusjackkk]

i HATE this video

[Damarys @RoatansFinest]

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I can only follow a movie if I have its Wikipedia page open on the plot. I have a PhD.

[The Independent @Independent]

Ban all pet dogs from pubs – you know I’m right https://t.co/MHF5DIYFMp

[⛧ @7700saint]

I feel like there should be some sort of club for people who specifically smoke weed and watch wrestling

[Tommy Vercetti @Cactusjackkk]

smoke him my couch to 5k goat

[Michael Johnson @MJGold]

We’re not doing this again Piers! 😆 I already schooled you on this last Olympics!

[Tommy Vercetti @Cactusjackkk]

got a mortgage and a joint account 😳

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Been using a urinal for years but have suddenly got conscious that I get my balls out too. No idea if it's normal and not exactly ideal to look over and check what everyone else does.

[Tommy Vercetti @Cactusjackkk]

is it just me or does natasha bedingfields unwritten fit so well with the escape scene from the shawshank redemption

[Tommy Vercetti @Cactusjackkk]

not tiktok discovering dev hynes :(