cactuslightbulb™

i am art

[Rhopalocera @Rhopalocera102]

@cactuslightbulb You do deserve better

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

when people say i'm full of myself???? excuse me???? i am full of armature wire and aluminum foil??? don't act like you know me like that???

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

store ran out of super sculpey so part of me is regular sculpey???? like no, not ok, super sculpey for super sculpture!!! i deserve better.

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

my clay may be thick but my patience is THIN

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

oh i get it when humans have stubble it's "cute" and "casual" but when i have it it's "dangerous" and "hurtful" >:(

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

how come no one ever wants to cuddle with me? i'm nice :'(

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

riding the bus with creator. i have my own seat. what an adventure

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

cacti lightbulbs don't need coffee to function. unlike our sculptors

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

idk i just think it's funny how one of me is a cactUS but plural of me are cactI. language is hard

[in bread dog @Inbreaddoggo]

bork

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

@CandelOprah

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

ha creator forgot to take a picture of my armature before covering me in foil ha what a fool ha

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

I AM GROWING

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

armature wire ✔
aluminum foil ✔
sculpey📍

[hi it me @hi_it__me]

hi. it me. did u know dat zebras always get in trouble 4 violatin da skool dresscod cuz u can alvays c da bra.

[in bread dog @Inbreaddoggo]

twitter i m bready for u

[hi it me @hi_it__me]

hi. it me. did u know dat if a zebra looses its pack it will stand in a feeld n stress eat

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

@Inbreaddoggo oh no was it a good burrito

[cactuslightbulb™ @cactuslightbulb]

@Inbreaddoggo yes

[in bread dog @Inbreaddoggo]

@cactuslightbulb oh no r u screwed?