Little Miss Plant-Thot

Mechanical Engineer • Rocket Scientist • Aspiring Astronaut • Agender, they/them

[໊ @cdoll]

hard decisions

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

well great now im filled with scrambled eggs

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Your pet has memorized the sound of your car, your footsteps at the door, the tone of your voice before you enter the room, and the quiet rhythm of your presence. They notice the smallest change in you when something feels off. Because to them, you are everything.

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Everything feels like this right now

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I wonder how living together as two cats feels like. can you imagine you are a little guy and there's always another little guy with you and sometimes you beat the shi out of each other

[Little Miss Plant-Thot @cactusucc]

@BestCoastBrian Dude there's no way it's so clean

[Little Miss Plant-Thot @cactusucc]

@byeihatepeople WHAT THE FUCK

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. flawless reasoning

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

When you have a cat, you get really good at identifying objects by what they sound like falling off a shelf.

[kami 🕊️ @whatkamisays]

no because those with addiction still deserve to eat what the fuck is wrong with this shithole fucking country

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[emi @vxmpcore_]

i bet it feels so good to be a cat and headbutt a person u love

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

if they say it takes 20 minutes to caramelized onions, they are lying

[project hail randy !! 💫 @gracephm]

part of what makes project hail mary so appealing to me is that there isn't an evil you have to defeat. the astrophages are the main problem but they aren't evil. they aren't aware of the harm they're causing. the movie makes them look beautiful. its so cool

[miss meat 🔞 @meatqu]

what they dont tell you about having big boobs is that they're always fucking Sweaty under there. STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!