Caden Davis Designs

he/him

Slaying the house boots down (rotting in bed)

[𝐋𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐬 🗡️ @bl4ck_maria]

Devastating 24 hours for the LGBTQ+ community

[Caden Davis Designs @caddavisdesigns]

People who whistle in public should be executed

[Caden Davis Designs @caddavisdesigns]

What's the fucking point of having a resume if you're just gonna make me repeat all my information in your application. How about you do your fucking job and read my resume.

[Caden Davis Designs @caddavisdesigns]

I don't want your ai powered tools

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Big fuck you to companies on indeed that make you apply with easy apply only to message you later to tell you to apply on their company website

[Caden Davis Designs @caddavisdesigns]

Voting opens at 10 am! Vote for me to be the next Face of Halloween 🎃🖤

https://t.co/Iz79LWIB0Q

#faceofhalloween #faceofhalloween2025

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Ok but maybe I wanna be a librarian now?

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Hey maybe being delulu is the solulu because I've made the decision to be a zookeeper and a popstar. 5 year old Caden's dreams are gonna come true.

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Oh....I'm sorry I rushed you. You can keep working on it if you want.

[Caden Davis Designs @caddavisdesigns]

I JUST WANT MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED

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I JUST WANT MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED

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You've had 84 years to watch the wizard of Oz and 20 years to watch Wicked. I need y'all to keep up. 💚🩷

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If I was Santa I would purposely not visit houses with a "Santa Stop Here" sign. Like I've been doing this for hundreds of years, don't tell me how to do my job, bitch ✨

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How am I supposed to enjoy Wicked in the political climate now?

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FUCK WEBSITES THAT PUT RECIPES BEHIND A PAY WALL

BITCH IM HUNGRY

[Alice A. Procter @aaprocter]

When you make your own clothes you learn so much about yourself! For example, I learned that I hate sewing and also that I can’t follow instructions

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Why are older millennials and Gen Xers proud of saying they watch tiktoks on Instagram reels like a grown up?

Like congrats on being an old stubborn ass bitch I guess?

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Hot girl summer is feeling more like heat stroke summer

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Spending independence day packing for my trip to Canada

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Happy pride to them

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YALL EVERY YEAR, WHY ARE WE SETTING OFF FIREWORKS BEFORE THE 4TH OF JULY??? HUH? Like what do you not understand???