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@UNC_Braves @dolfinack @Daniel_Rapaport Concur. Some team dynamics are similar, but no two are identical. Other determining factors include club selection, wind direction/speed, ball carry/roll, and course management variables (risk, etc).

One’s golfing prowess is a benefit, but not essential to the their viability.

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@RobertLusetich @Mississauguagcc Hoserville..!! 🇨🇦

God’s.. I mean, @lornerubenstein country..

#torontocc

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@johnhuffst97441 @GolfloverUK @SmashGC True that.. Would have nixed the armour for an authentic ‘bandito’ chapeau.. [imho]

“We don’t need no stink’n badges..”

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@johnhuffst97441 @GolfloverUK @SmashGC Around 8700 kms.. West..

Sir Huffs & Puffs

Los Angeles FC 🌴🌴 (circa 2018)

#chivas

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@johnhuffst97441 @GolfloverUK @SmashGC Settle down, fuzzy britches..

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@GolfDigest What say you.. Iceman..??

#bullshit

You can’t have 10 of the greatest, sans The Michael Block..!!

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@johnhuffst97441 @GolfloverUK @SmashGC Is it spread dem’ cheeks, or cleeks, Johnny Ringo..??

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@GolferOcd @GolfloverUK @SmashGC #winning

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@GolfDigest UNDER
THE
IN
FLAT
ULENCE

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@GolfDigest Is she for.. I mean, are they for..

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@RonFilipkowski

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@LIVGolfNation

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@EatandSleepGolf @RobertLusetich @LIVGolfNation Indeed.. P. Rico pro-am (08).. Trump stymied behind 🌴.. “Leather wedge”..
Agua x2.. Flat surface drop.. Three whip..

“5..”

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@NoLayingUp A literal #smashfactor..!!

There’s no joy in #Golfville….

Can I interest one of you Jabronies in a large, day-glow blue, #Smash hoodie?

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@ForePlayPod @Daniel_Rapaport “The #internet turned on him..”?

Piss-off with this enabling #wuss tack..

Dude went from ‘weeping willow’ to arrogant #shitstain, in the perspective of numerous golf fans.

Disingenuous at best.

“Did it go in, Rory”??

..as thousands erupt in a frenzied spectacle.

#next

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@muralir0 @TUGRgolf @TheMasters @PGA @TheOpen @usopengolf Lets ask Robin of Locksley.. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

#hoodsmack

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@LIVGolfNation Was just informed from a very reliable source, that Ludvig Aberg’s agent is meeting with the LIV executives..!!

TBC….

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@alexgtwittor @LIVGolfNation “If”, indeed.

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@Daniel_Rapaport ‘Blow that rusty trombone’.. Flapjack..

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@stoolpresidente ‘Tito.. Pass @stoolpresidente a tissue..’