Cade Horn

Emma’s husband, Chicago Cubs fan, Taylor Swift Stan, South Alabama Grad, Nurse |

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

I couldn't make it back from college for a family function so my fam used a blow up head of me instead. I don't even know anymore.

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

@BleacherNation That can’t be true! All I’ve heard from opposing fan bases is how bad he is! Can’t be accurate numbers!

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

Please let this undo the curse

[CHGO Cubs @CHGO_Cubs]

Shedding ALL the demons right now.

Alex Bregman launches a two-run homer to increase the Cubs’ lead to six.

THAT had to feel good.

Cubs 8, Rockies 2 | T7

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

These tweets are starting to feel like a threat. (Not your fault atcubs, you have a job to do)

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Play ball!

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

If I were to check the cubs score, surely I wouldn’t see us getting boat raced by the Rockies, right? Right?? I’m not going to check, but surely that’s not what I’d see if I did.

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

We’ve reached the point in this abysmal stretch that social is having to tweet exciting moments with boring captions because everything is so bad

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

PCA leaves the yard for the 2nd straight game.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

It’s going about as bad as it could for the Cubs at this point. Need to unplug the console and plug it back in

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

would love to witness this energy again

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

IT. WAS. ALWAYS. MICHAEL CONFORTO!!!!

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

Not trying to be hyperbolic or overreactive but it feels like we’re one more bad week from asking if Counsell is the right fit for this team. The apathy from the clubhouse is exhausting.

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

its a long season, I get these guys dont live & die on every pitch bc of it but it would be great to see some fire. especially from the dugout & the guy in charge of it. the laissez faire attitude is sorry. just a real expensive going thru the motions charade out there right now

[carl @CarlsBeef]

I would rather live in North Korea than watch another inning of Chicago Cubs baseball

[Bleacher Nation @BleacherNation]

As Carlos Zambrano once said, "we stinks."

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Cubs

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

Just absolutely cannot happen as a serious franchise in a division altering series.

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

IT WAS ALWAYS MICHAEL CONFORTO!!! IT ALWAYS WAS!!!!!

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

MLB blackouts are so frustrating because what do you mean I pay over $100 a year for unlimited access but I can’t watch my favorite team because they’re playing a game 6 hours away from me?

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

I can’t stress this enough, it was always Michael Conforto

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

DONT LET PCA GET HOT!!!!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Someone out there has a voodoo doll for the cubs pitching staff and we have to find them and take away their pins

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

THE LAST THING THIS LEAGUE WANTS TO SEE

[Cade Horn @cadeh1999]

Once again, it was always Michael Conforto!