So I guess we are supposed to believe that Trump isn’t shutting down the Kennedy Center because pretty much every show and performer canceled on them and the facility would’ve been completely empty for the remainder of his term.
“If you use certain punctuation, it must be AI.”
I’m sorry, but I did not earn my AP Lang and Comp survivors badge for nothing. I’m not cheating; I just know how to use a semicolon.
The lifespan of a Chiefs fan has to be low. Once these games start, my blood pressure probably stays at a solid 200/110 for the entirety of the game. #ChiefsKingdom#Mahomes
Not to get political, but if a presidential candidate said that they would make the intersection at Adams and Fourth in Lebanon, MO a four way stop, I would run the most furious door-to-door campaign in western world history
Any time a person over the age of 40 talks about some show that they are now hooked on, you can bet that it will be the most messed-up, dark, and freaky show on the planet.
Oh, and the dog usually dies
Y’all, I ain’t from Texas, and I was never in FFA, so tell me why the Texas State FFA convention is the only thing on my TikTok feed. All I know is these kids don’t want an 8 pm business meeting(?)
Are all federal politicians aware that legislative drafts aren’t submitted on Twitter? Also, roasting the other side for the aisle doesn’t count either.
If you care so much, you can use more than 280 characters on a piece of legislation that I can get behind
I went to Avengers: Endgame’s opening/preview night, and it was like a football stadium. I can only imagine what will happen if/when Tobey and Andrew appear on screen on opening night.
For the first since March of 2020, the Lebanon Speech & Debate team is going out to compete in-person!! A very talented bunch for Kickapoo/Glendale tournament! @LebanonR3@DrKOQuinn@wchristianleb @aaronrstew