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''Nutella dies singing limes'' - ancient proverb

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Trans Is Normal.
Trans Is Natural.
Trans Is Human.

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it's like. i Know it's an expensive hobby, but i'm Obsessed

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"Non-Dairy"

*contains: milk.

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still finding it hard to accept giving up old clothes even though they hurt my feelings when i try them on

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

pspspspspspspspps

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at what point in showbiz do you become the person who sorts out all the dropped lego pieces on the set of lego masters

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especially if you eat the crust around the cookie first, saving the near-raw center for last

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i've found a good way to unwind from a full day of work is eating a fresh baked cookie while blasting adtr in the driveway before even considering leaving the car

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we took a 15min walk

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me, yelling at my very confused dog: if you just get Out of the way, you won't be In The Way

my very confused dog: [maintains prolonged eye contact while walking backwards directly in front of my feet]

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if anyone needs a job lmk we start boh part-timers $14/hr and full-timers $16-hr

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fave part about being cis-passing is when middle aged cis-het white guys make sexist and (possibly?) transphobic remarks in full confidence that i too will relate and agree

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special s/o to the dasher who left my straw in the worst possible spot

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where can i get a bumper sticker that reads "i break for birds"

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6 months later and still surprised to see a flat chest

tiger stripes are still fairly prominent, but 🤷‍♂️ i can wear v necks now 🤷‍♂️

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Friend: I’m looking forward to Father’s Day.

Me: …Hi, I’m Looking Forward to Father’s Day, I’m Dad.