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“radically ambitious”

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

When he helps you move to the city but won’t help you move back? He’s not the one

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

@JennaHulitt Wait,,, hoagie*

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

@JennaHulitt Didn’t even see the loaf

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

Stop calling me babe. At the very least I’m your doe 🧸

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

@JennaHulitt Is this talking about coke or twins

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

@vsvonn1 Jeezoo

[Amanda G @Amandagenevi]

I had a dream I went to a brewery and had beers with Josh Allen. Annoyed that I’m awake

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

Don’t need a partner to take my own photo

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

@MouseRico She knows

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

@JennaHulitt Just say tactile feedback, he’ll think he’s talking to Eric out of nowhere

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

b*lking szn

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

Woke up happy, hungry & horny; Alekx would be proud

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

@MouseRico The Atlantic

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

Guys, my dad thinks I’m gay

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

What’s the difference between a g-spot and a g-string

Asking for a friend

[Cadhla Salcedo « @cadhlamac]

The rumors are true, I winked at Bill and he thanked me for my service. Sue me.