A Random Cadian

SHOW ME YOUR KRAKIN WARFACES! I TRAVEL TO WERID PLACES FOR KRAKING USELESS ORDERS!

(NOT AFFILATED WITH FATSHARK, GW OR WARHAMMER 40K)

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

Another day, another set of useless bloody orders from some useless bloody kraker and-WHAT THE KRAKING HEL IS THIS?!

#Parody #MVRP

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

@BigBurntHulk Please tell me you didn’t meet that giant cosmic entity that talks about stopping a vehicle all the time. She’ll drive you crazy.

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

@spaceshark23 // Uh, oh…

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

@the_skips_way How you manage all of their shenanigans is impressive and beyond me.

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

@ToonHive // I love this silly little guy

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

// Binge watching Wander over Yonder for no reason.

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

The Emperor protects! Never forget that!

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

@the_skips_way Yeah, weird for sure, more weirder than the orders I get.

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

@JaMmIn_AxOlOtL // Let me know if it’s actually good.

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

// I’m tired, boss. Ask me anything.

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

@cuteonlyvibes Octopus

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

This blinking lady won't leave me alone...I think because I stole her tea, NOT ME FAULT IT TASTED SO GOOD!

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

@DEFENDEROF24TH Where can I get one of those?

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

I AM ULTRACADIAN NOW!

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

UH....WHERE AM I?! I WAS TOLD THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A KING HERE, BUT THERE ISN'T! WHY CALL IT KING'S ROW THEN?! Also, there's some weird blinking gal around here, how does she even do that? Is it power from the Warp?

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

@Moxxieprecious *Boops wherever her nose is for ZERO reason whatsoever*

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

Doesn’t look THAT dangerous to me. I’ve seen worse

[Commander Peepers! @C_P3epers]

Don't tell sir but I really wish this arachnid pet of his left the ship again.
Our watchdogs are decreasing slowly because of that MONSTROSITY always treating us like dog toys! The petwalkers barely make it out alive and i really REALLY wish sir gets an actual pet instead..

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

What happened to you?

[💙❤️Pom Pom💙❤️ (NOT SPOILER FREE) @Moxxieprecious]

(OPEN RP, funny)

<<....Help me....>>

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

Where can I buy infinite supply of shovels
Can Cadia be restored
Why does the Inquisition have to be so vague when giving me orders

[Eraz @Eraztastic]

parody accounts pretend this post is google

[A Random Cadian @Cadiaman]

@RinoTheBouncer // Uh oh…Warhammer 40K: Darktide