Fearless and handsome protector of the universe! Defending Earth from Martians since you could crawl in the 24th and a half CENTURY! (NOT AFFILIATED WITH WB!)
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Greetings my fellow primitive beings from the [Planet] X!.. I could've sworn there was a blue bird somewhere-
But anyway, I shall claim this platform in the name of EARTH! And-... W-wait..ZERO FOLLOWERS?!
CADET! DID YOU FORGET TO PLUG IN THE SUBSPACE TRANSMITTER?!
AN ENTIRE SHORT DEDICATED TO MOI?? What is this, heaven?! And here I thought Twitter was the place for the bad ones... Well as always, I look as handsome as Robin Williams!
Daffy Season (produced by @dneg and distributed by VVS Films in Canada) has been rated PG by Alberta Film Classification and its runtime is 7 minutes.
It will play before the Canadian release of Coyote vs. ACME.
#DaffySeason#CoyotevsACME@CoyoteACMEMovie
Alright my adoring followers, & Martian..
How's about you ask your favorite space captain whatever you've been pondering about me! (Spoiler Alert: I have TONS of world breaking trivia answers)
Do you see this Cadet?! @1KnightOfMili
The Martian nerd is obsessed with me like I'm sort of celebrity! I don't know if I should be honored or creeped out... Brrrrrrrr! 🥶
@Tuned_Martian And I'm cutting off our communication! Ciao, hista la vista baby!
Phew...now I wonder if there's any good shows in the 24th and a half century...
What? Do you think I have the time to study your family tree?? We're mortal enemies remember?... But I suppose, even a duck such as myself has to congratulate you, raise her well..tho she'd learn things better with me
Obvious slander, my propaganda is protecting the earth!.. As long as I'm not napping, pirating old episodes of Off Duty Cop on my monitor (can you believe they cancelled that after 54 seasons?!) Or doing literally anything else but besides that, I'm always up to do some rescuing