Chris Doerfler

We can have a peaceful revolution now or wait 50 years for the guillotines.

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

Yesterday, Korea. Tomorrow, Vietnam

All US Wars-1,350,000
Civil War-750k
WWII-405k
WWI-116k
Vietnam-58k
***CORONA VIRUS (4-26-20)-55k+
Korea-54k
American Rev-25k
War of 1812-15k
Mexican-American-13k
1900 Hurricane-9k (est.)
Iraq War-4500
9/11 & SF Quake-3k

Will it top the list?

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@bellaLovesanim @Njoork Even his showers

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@observinghumanz @bognadoff88 @SwipeWright Dude who died & put you in charge of deciding what my hobbies are. I like football, but from what I can tell, I don’t like you. I’m not bothered by dudes who wanna dance but I am bothered by ignorant bigots like yourself. You don’t get to decide what football is for everybody.

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

Tell Joe Biden: Open Abortion Clinics on Federal Lands https://t.co/Yg9mpvtJ0X

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

I wish I had a Spotify subscription so I could cancel it.

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@HeliJosh222 Let me know when you’ll be moving your stuff to storage

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@Patrick63104016 @RedRoseTwoHands @realrobinhood2 @progressvoice What the fuck is that supposed to mean. Truth = honesty.

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@LilyRHaley No I wouldn’t say so. Wouldn’t have known if you hadn’t told me.

[The Democratic Voice @TheDemVoiceNow]

BREAKING — Calls for Paul Gosar to be expelled from Congress reach fever pitch.

Retweet to add your voice to the list of Americans who want him held accountable!

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@neverpilled Boy that’s a really uninspiring panel

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@anxious_Winter2 None

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@freckled_frack Totally with you 💯

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@themustress I’m an American lawyer and I don’t understand it either

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@SindaFukinRella I said fuck you to my espresso maker this morning. That was at least 7. Then I drove.

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@sara_carrion_ Prone

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@nyates314 @guillermomena @soledadobrien @ParkerMolloy @mariteskaufer @crushthebigots I think there’s a diff btw well off and rich. 400 is definitely well off. Rich is a lot more money

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@ParkerMolloy @soledadobrien @crushthebigots I’ve never made 400 but I’ve made well into six figures & the answer is sorta. From the poverty I came from yes i feel blessed. But I’m still in tons of debt, student loans, kid$$$, my retirement is inadequate. I still have to *think* about my money, which really rich ppl don’t.

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@LovesTheWords The cake in front of me

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@gbtully @HeathenSassy It’s a job! Of course it’s a dictatorship. Have you ever gone to work and taken a vote on whether or not someone was going to be fired or hired or a new policy put in place, or did the management just tell you how it was going to be?

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@CanOpal @HeathenSassy You don’t have freedom of choice at work. Work demands all kinds of things from you and you don’t have a choice about it, or get fired. You’re not allowed to show up drunk, so why not a rule that requires you to show up vaccinated? I don’t get the issue

[Chris Doerfler @cadoerfler]

@RobertD82085149 @Numbers28 Dude Blackbeard sold slaves wherever he had the chance.