bumblesnoot

• we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed • life is short.... stunt it • the sweetest •

[bumblesnoot @cadymiddleton]

BWAHHH

[rina @urrrinal]

just came back from my walk and i was right bout everything

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Going outside anytime after 4 pm in november

[Alex Stein @alexsteinnn]

Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt

[໊ @meishato]

you have to let yourself be a weird woman or you will not survive

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

This is one of the joints that moves in next to Bob’s Burgers

[saint @teethcuttingg]

this is my daughter. and before you ask, yes i took tylenol while i was pregnant with her

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

The glug glug glug sound when you pour from a big bottle, that’s not real. They add that.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Phone, keys, wallet, growing sense of dread

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The concept of ignoring everything wrong with me

[georgie @georgsoup]

bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know

[milk @wet_foal]

Waking up today felt like unsticking my rat self from a glue trap

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

vienna literally waits for you btw

[whis_pea @whis_pea]

Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.

[Snow Bird 🦜 @ArktikUtka]

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

i was gonna brush up against you like a cat but whatever bro

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

oh thats a cranny to you? its clearly a nook but to you thats a cranny?

[deli @delylahwylde]

Kelly MANTLE💜