Cadyn Scott

Will force you into taking personality tests

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

Maybe as a teenager I would have said didn’t want to become my mom. But as an adult, I’ve seen the fear I can incite by strongly suggesting someone use a coaster and I finally understand my powers

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

It was sad knowing my partner was watching me fall in love with someone else. It was even sadder that that someone else was a Harris Teeter sub sandwich when I was hangry

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

I try not to contribute to the overconfidence of men but I cannot stop telling my cat how handsome and funny he is

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

@harperlscott that used to be my cry song in high school too, still gets me

[magstrology @magstrology]

Which cakes are you?

Quote with your big 3!

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

I’ve always been a believer in waiting until marriage to mix your laundry

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

“For the longest time I thought Chippendales was just Chuck E Cheese but on the west coast” - the love of my life

[Mika Gadsden @mikagadsden]

Meanwhile, in *actual* Charleston…

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

McDonalds drive thru then eating it immediately in your car while listening to a podcast IS self care

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

We are so far beyond satire in so many ways.

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

job titles like “chief marketing ninja” make me so embarrassed to be a millennial

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

@harperlscott ANARCHY

[Mika Gadsden @mikagadsden]

💔

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

fuck a sign, tell me how quickly your family goes back to regular conversation after devastating each other verbally

[Júlia 🍒 ⋆˙⟡♡ @juliashephard_]

olivia rodrigo: and i'm so sick of seventeen, where's my fucking teenage dream?

me, a 22 year-old:

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

my boyfriend and I have started ending any minor tiff with “ahhh we have fun” I highly recommend

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

Daily tech lessons
Josh: where do airdrops go
Me: did you accept it?
Josh: no
Me: then nowhere

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

@RipssTips He compared security looking at his cooler to a cavity search at the airport 😒

[Cadyn Scott @cadynascott]

I just watched a grown ass man throw an all out fit because he wasn’t allowed to bring alcohol into a show that emailed him 5 times telling him no outside alcohol and his wife apologized to HIM. Ladies we can’t keep doing this