caelan

tired by day, comedian by night

[caelan @caelanquirk]

also for everyone that discovers my twitter, this is my formal apology

[caelan @caelanquirk]

seeing ur opps turn into cringey millennials is the best thing ever

[stewie garlic @blvckmarloo]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[manuel @manwelllb_]

dream last night had a lot of symbolism but I’m going to ignore it

[blaire @pissshit90001]

boyfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my TWITTER

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Good art challenges its viewers.

[caelan @caelanquirk]

wait wdym i started euphoria my sophomore year of highschool and i just graduated college and it’s done? a part of me died w rue

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[Nats @natisneato]

Finding out using the word genuinely is an AI slop indicator was genuinely like 20 9/11s for me

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life

[ag ✿ @tay_selari]

this was so pretty little liars

[mo •᷄⌓•᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

computa make everyone be my friend

[pris @pwiscila]

Just sent someone a voice message and it genuinely sounded like this when I played it back

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

that one year where you could search your iphone camera roll and it would actually work was such a blessing

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_signxxx6]

schools were shaken and the cafeteria was never the same after that

[caelan @caelanquirk]

so excited to post on my ig story!! i’m gonna rewatch it 40 times each hour it’s up

[kay @divamcrae_]

this was such a dark time for music…