Young Raviolli

I don’t know what I’m doing and most of my pants are too short for my legs.

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

I was addicted to the hokey pokey but thankfully I turned myself around.

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

I think we need to talk about the fact that you can legally fly an airplane BY YOURSELF at the ripe age of 16 years old. Can’t drive a car by yourself yet though because that would just be too dangerous.

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

Netflix just emailed me talking about how they’re “raising my monthly rate” fuck I hate being an adult.

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

No one told me it was daylight savings today and that really messed up my morning

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

Did you ever have a teacher in high school who hated you and bullied you with the other kids or was your school normal

[R.A. the Rugged Man @RAtheRuggedMan]

Let's give this one more shot. See if we get lucky 🙏 The @GreenDay page has the accounts of all the members: Everybody hit them up.. Maybe we get lucky.
Much Love and Peace Fellas: @billiejoe @trecool @mikedirnt

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

I just want to know why every time I ask for a chocolate shake at Burger King they ask me “Do you want that on the side?” As if I wanted them to pour it into my lap through the to go window. Like what does that even mean do I want it on the side? Yes?

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

Someone has to stop me from smiling at people while I’m wearing a mask.

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

You’re like hot dog water in my soup bro

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

If I could be any animal I would for sure pick an alpaca

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

My students are literally the cutest I can’t

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

Yo, it’s not that deep though

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

When Sandy Wexler said “I was in prison my whole childhood...an emotional prison” I felt that.

[⨂ PridefulSin @ReignOfPride]

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🚶‍♂️oh fuck I missed the bus

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

Reading my old waitressing tickets it’s kind of funny because I’ll be abbreviating

Water= Watr
Chicken= Chx
Mushrooms= Musr
Pasta= Ling/spag/rig/tort
So my orders go to the kitchen like

1-watr
1-musr tort w/chx

And everyone in the kitchen just knows

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

Have a...

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

When I accidentally leave my brights on passing another car:

ooooooo whoops 😬

When someone else does it to me:
oH My GoD wHO gaVe yOu YouR liCeNSe

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

I don’t know what musician needs to hear this right now but, go practice your scales.

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

Not taking any chances

[m (〃ω〃)♡ @maexrene]

this is a magic pig
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rt and you will ace your finals. if you don’t you’re fucked

happy kwuanza :O

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

I burnt the entire roof of my mouth on tater tots and I don’t regret a second of it

[Young Raviolli @caelluh]

This is the 4th time I’ve gone into American Eagle and been mistaken for an employee by the other customers...if I don’t get a job offer soon I’m going to be disappointed