Christopher Wylie

Puppeteer, marine biologist, crafter of silly things.

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@TheBritLad No. Well, beyond the fact their food is rubbish anyway. Oooh, that was easy! Ask me another.

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@HarveyArchaeo We were so lucky to have, well, me, coupled with Carmen's good job. I was worth more as childcare than working.

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@Heresy_Andy One day I shall regale you with the tale of the "torpedo toilet"!

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@HarveyArchaeo Fighting for its survival against the lights of Liverpool.

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@HarveyArchaeo I found this horrifying THING in Aldi. Since when is Chalky Grey a feature colou!?

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@HarveyArchaeo A barn owl shriek when you're out walking in the dark is one of the most terrifying things.

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@HarveyArchaeo They were right up by mine last night. Burned a community library less than 5 mins walk from my house.

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In a 36 hr period during which I've mostly been horrified, deeply saddened and disgusted by events in Southport, I think I just put my back out laughing. Now fuck off into your holes and let people grieve in peace.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahah

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@Heresy_Andy Dropped you a ko-fi. Very lean month for me.

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@HarveyArchaeo That feeling of calm that infuses when you realise that thousands of years ago generation after generation of people were just like us; Too lazy to find somewhere new to dig a ditch.

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@HarveyArchaeo Hey!! That's... No that's fair actually 😁

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@HarveyArchaeo To no one's surprise - neanderthal. 😁

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@Heresy_Andy I like it!

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@TheJurri @jstgerlach @beepbeepkittey Yup. Whelks or Alder's Necklace shells.

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@TheJurri @jstgerlach @beepbeepkittey A predatory gastropod would be my guess. You can find marine shells with very similar damage on any strand line in the UK. Never seen land based ones before but it's not a big stretch.

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@HarveyArchaeo Was putting the kids to bed when we remembered. Was treated to a show even from a light polluted inner city Liverpool back yard.

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@HarveyArchaeo Definitely things. And stuff!

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@HarveyArchaeo Looks like something I would do... But, you know, good. 😁

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@HarveyArchaeo Oh, FFS!

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