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Mr. Sun Came Up & He Smiled at Me

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

I’ve seen this at dollar stores 5 minutes before closing time when buying snack for movie theatre

[Dr. M.F. Khan @Dr_TheHistories]

Modern recreation of a Homo Erectus female; who lived around 2 million years ago.

Leiden Museum, Netherlands

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

Just remembered that earlier today a defendant coughed so directly in my face I could plainly smell the stale cigarette on her breath before saying, “Sorry - I got bronchitis!”

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

Said “bye cya love ya” to my dad in front of my buddy. My dad looks at me, looks at my buddy, says “Bye.” And gets in his truck

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

I’m singing yeah yeah yeahhh. It’s a party in the Jew-S-A

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

@bigsmokeyb Put me in coach I’m blocked on everything

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

@ballhazin Heh…. Rookie…try everyday

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

In my household young Sheldon’s gifts would’ve been cherished and his flaws swiftly corrected

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

@JesseLucasSaga Lol🎯

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

Reddit niggas demand casinos operate as a free money store for anyone with an iq high enough to card count. So juvenile, it’s downstream of Gadsden posters on politigram to me - but even less refined or thought out

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT CARDS I’VE USED, THAT’S CARD COUNTING!!! USING STRATEGY IS AGAINST THE RULES!!! YOU CAN ONLY USE BLIND LUCK!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!”

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

Writing a screenplay called “Big Baby” about a baby who is the size of a grown man. Fun for the whole family type of deal.

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse - I LOST MY BEST EATER!!

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

Nofap day 5 will have niggas adding 150 foids to their “Close Friends” on Instagram in a stupor

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

Everyday is just internship gym chipotle vape until we all just fucking wither

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

Aux cord got yanked and AM radio started blasting Sean Hannity’s voice saying “COVICUHLER. Looksmaxxing. Look it up.”

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

When i was a kid you had to search through hundreds of Facebook albums to find a picture of your teacher in a bikini. Nowadays your halfway cute science teacher probably doesn’t even wear a dang bra. Awesome? Or does it spoil the lads and ruin the allure of it all

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

They call me Choppy McUncerson

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

The drama and emotional/sexual tension of a post-grad inter-mural kickball team should be studied

[🇺🇸DrainDad🦅 @DrainSaint]

Everyone I know with health problems is a picky eater

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

@DrainSaint Bc u real as hell twin🤞🏻

[RW Spongebob @caesarscurse]

Wigger church boy who says fella instead of nigga