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always sad but kinda rad.

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

use your two hands while I juggle these fucks

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

how dare you charge 98$ for a fucking romper

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

My mom has us spending Christmas Eve singing carols to dead relatives in the cemetery. Hope my therapist enjoys her week off cuz we’ve got a whole lot to unwrap when she gets back.

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

oh my FUCK so i started watching the wilds & one of the main characters is the fucking drug dealer / sneaky agent from snowfall. aka i'm all in.

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

my life summed up.

[Jeremy @kxpcky]

Imagine being unemployed due to covid and down during the holidays only for the government to tell you “$600 may not sound like much, but can have lasting effects if used wisely”

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

like i really need to buy two different sets of wrapping paper, bows, labels, ribbon, etc. to avoid my 6y/o from going, "santa has this too!" 😤😑

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

alright at what age do kids figure out santa is just as much of a fucking scam as this second stimulus check

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

i wish monday mornings felt just like friday nights

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

spongebob is for kids so why is mrs. puff talking about her parole and rocking an ankle bracelet 😭

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

my favorite line all of 2020, "i fell asleep".

if u fall for this ur a chump. js.

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

today my boss lifted his leg to fart & a millisecond later a customer walked by & waved so basically one of our customers saw my boss rip ass & say hey how ya doin all at the same time.

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

when my lil bro tells me he loves me >>>>>>>>>

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

thank fuck for white lies

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

i have like 6 "ma's" or "mama's" saved in my phone but not one is my own mother. speaks volumes.

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

hulu needs to simmer the fuck down with these excessively loud commercials.

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

if i could name one group that gets me going it's glass animals.

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

this vvvvvv

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

my daughter is dead asleep next to me and i felt her leg move so i'm naturally like "oh cute she's dreamin"

...........

nope. she just tried to dutch oven me.

[c̶a̶s̶e̶™ @caesarwrap777]

fuck the debate. let's talk about how heavy your fears are. how deceitful your anxiety can be. let's be real.