Caevan

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

I’m sticky as ever

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

Don’t piss your pants and expect me to hang dry your trousers

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

a cold brew banana and cigarette would have me shitting food i haven’t even eaten yet

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

@PopSecret quit selling me the snack sized popcorn I can’t tell the difference in the store you piece of shit. I just ate 4 bags

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

Might not have 1st in show but my hog will pick out a truffle

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

Well it might not be first in show but my hogs getting sold

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

you question my insecurities yet you haven’t fortified your walls? if it’s plunder you seek the climb is steep.

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

*me seeing a baby*
“well i guess one shake wouldn’t hurt”

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

the baptism didn’t stick

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

you fuckers @netflix

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

you shook me as a child even when doctors specifically asked you not to?

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

i’m ron weasley when it comes to core strength

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

skinless is sinless. cover up ladies

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

@SuperDuperCam7 @rubytuesday no where else to stand in my opinion but i thank you kindly

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

just finished a fucking killer meal at Ruby Tuesdays to now finding out my cars been sabotaged. @rubytuesday went from a 5 star review to being lucky i already have an ongoing legal battle.

[Bas @Bas]

still processing yesterday 🤯@Dreamvillefest . safe to say that was an all-timer?

[Caevan @caevanmurray]

If you can abort a fetus then I should be able to taxidermy an elder

[VeggieTales @VeggieTales]

"I have good plans for you. I plan to give you hope and a good future." -Jeremiah 29:11b (ICB) #VeggieTales

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

You can live without Fortnite you cannot live without God.