Callum🔰

Manchester United! ❤️ #GlazersOut My language is disgusting, sorry in advance!

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Why are they all begging for credit? Weird the lot of them. You're going home, get over it.

[Hazel Lyon @HazelLyon16]

Dear Boston,

I'd like to apologise for any confusion. After spending time with the Tartan Army, you may have been under the impression that visiting football fans mostly sing about their own team, enjoy a few drinks, make friends with the locals and leave with everyone's liver slightly damaged but spirits intact.

Our neighbours England have now arrived chanting about us. We appreciate this may seem odd when we're not even playing them. Most countries express their football culture by celebrating themselves. England appears to express theirs singing about Scotland. We don’t fully understand it either. It's a fascinating phenomenon.

P.S. Thanks for looking after the Tartan Army. They left you with good memories. What happens next is between you and God 😉

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Who cares, people wear what the fuck they want.

[Tom Jones @93vintagejones]

When did people start dressing “comfortably” to fly? I've only seen one other man wearing a collared shirt, and I've never seen so many women in sweats or trackies.

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Saka 😂

[NepentheZ @NepentheZ]

Neville doubling down on Kane being the "only World Class" player in the team is mad.

James, Rice, Saka & Bellingham are absolutely "world class".

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

West Ham and Newcastle fans fucking love us don't they. They don't shut the fuck up about us. Guess its one way to stay relevant.

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

We don't though do we, stop talking shit.

[bimbotech.co @bossbratbimbo]

horrified to learn that Brits think caramelized onions are onions with caramel on them 😭

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Fucking state of that 😂

[Mal @UtdMaI]

If Manchester United choose to act like the massive club we are, in this transfer market.

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

He'll do well there, all the best to him. He did well at us apart from on the pitch but I think he'll get that right this time!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ BREAKING: Rúben Amorim to AC Milan as new head coach, HERE WE GO! 🇵🇹

Verbal agreement done on deal valid until June 2028 plus option until June 2029.

Amorim has accepted all conditions and will sign this week as new Milan manager. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

What a shit World Cup

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Grassing on a man/woman trying to earn a living, get a life.

[Glengarry Glen Coco @watisknownas]

Hey @OctopusEnergy
Do you encourage your people to park like this?

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Continuously allowed to post shit like this, nothing has ever happened.

[Bushra Shaikh @Bushra1Shaikh]

Can we burn houses down when a White man tries to kill someone?

Asking for a friend.

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Pays €80m for Gordan but cant pay €30m for Rashford? Fuck the cheap cunts off!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days.

Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️

Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

You don't have a clue what football in the UK is or the history of the game. Picking Craven Cottage shows how clueless you are.

Even worse you have 'UTD' in your name.

[Diva @divaUTD_]

This is how 89% Of the stadium looks in England
Please shut up.

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Still nothing on Henry Nowak though, zero.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

The death of George Floyd has rightly ignited fury and anguish not just in the USA but around the world. No country, city, police force or institution can be complacent about racism and the impact this has.

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Honestly, this country is fucked. We have police telling someone bleeding out on the floor that has been stabbed "no you haven't mate", ragging him around to handcuff him etc.

Fucking getting worse this shithole.

Rest in peace Henry Nowak, your own country failed you!

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Just checked, votes Green Party, enough said.

[Adam Pugh @AdamPugh]

White person here. 👋🏼

White people don’t experience racism in Britain.

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

You have the largest wage bill you thick cunt.

[The American Cityzen @CityzenAmerica]

United has the largest wage bill in the Premier League and largest net spend in the past 10 years, with not a single Premier League title to show for it.

I'm sure Casemiro just adored Matt Busby and that's why he joined

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Thank you Ash! #MUFC

[Ashley Young @youngy18]

From Sefton Road to Vicarage Road to Villa Park to Wembley to Old Trafford to San Siro back to Villa Park to Goodison Park and finally to Portman Road. It’s been some journey that I only dreamt of as a boy! But with this dream there has to be an ending and Saturday might be the Last Game Of My Professional Career🤘🏾💛💜🤍❤️💙 23 years and OUT!

To be continued….

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Fully grown man using Man Ure btw.

[Greig @greiginoz]

@Wheddsta He wanted 3 at the back, seems like a legit rumour. He did well at Sporting & nobody can really succeed at Man Ure

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

Does he get AI to post his tweets too? If he does, he needs to relegate AI to the bottom of the list.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Burnley get releated to the Championship.

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

@EODtech2336 @BasilTheGreat If you want to watch the beating, here you are. 👍🏼 https://t.co/WDz5X9e1nq

[Callum🔰 @Caf1994]

@EODtech2336 @BasilTheGreat "Recent contests have been tight, with the Royal Marines winning 7-4 in 2018 and retaining the trophy with a 5-5 draw in 2019."

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